1001 Funniest Things Ever Said

Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1599216663
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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A collection of the greatest witticisms from the world of politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can get a good laugh.

The Dumbest Things Ever Said

Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1493029436
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
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A collection of stupid utterances, mostly unintentional--although not always--from politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can put their feet in their mouths. Based on recorded history, it's safe to say that dumb remarks have been with us since the invention of writing. Young or old, rich or poor, famous or unknown, people of all generations and cultures have seized the opportunity to say something dumb - stupidity has always been an equal opportunity employer. In celebration of such mental lapses and pure idiocy, here is a collection of stupid utterances, unintentional and otherwise, from the worlds of politics, radio, television, newspapers, show business, sports, and literature - and everywhere else people can - and have - put their feet in their mouths.

The 2 548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said

Author: Robert Byrne
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 145164891X
Format: PDF, ePub
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A fresh selection of sharp, witty zingers gathered from both famous and utterly unknown (but very quotable) sources, by the editor of the popular The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said Robert Byrne’s quote books are widely praised as authoritative and accessible sources of sayings for any and all occasions. Byrne’s own wit, diligent research, and creativity combine to form a fresh go-to reference that serves readers better than Google—no Wi-Fi required. The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said is an all-new collection of clever quips and laugh-out-loud punch lines from Gracie Allen to Frank Zappa, on such topics as sex, divorce, religion, fashion, animals, and money: STEVE MARTIN: “I’d do anything for a good body except exercise and eat right.” JON STEWART: “War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.” NORA EPHRON: “Successful parents have adult children who can pay for their own psychoanalysis.” This compilation, to be enjoyed by generations young and old, deserves a place of honor on every language lover’s bookshelf.

The Smartest Things Ever Said New and Expanded

Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1493026291
Format: PDF, ePub
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The Smartest Things Ever Said is a compendium of human wisdom culled from the world’s most celebrated—and sometimes anonymous—minds. From Confucius and Shakespeare to Maya Angelou and Woody Allen, and from Winston Churchill and Thomas Edison to Jeff Bezos and Jane Fonda, it is quite simply the best collection of the smartest quotes ever.

The Dumbest Things Ever Said

Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1493029436
Format: PDF
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A collection of stupid utterances, mostly unintentional--although not always--from politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can put their feet in their mouths. Based on recorded history, it's safe to say that dumb remarks have been with us since the invention of writing. Young or old, rich or poor, famous or unknown, people of all generations and cultures have seized the opportunity to say something dumb - stupidity has always been an equal opportunity employer. In celebration of such mental lapses and pure idiocy, here is a collection of stupid utterances, unintentional and otherwise, from the worlds of politics, radio, television, newspapers, show business, sports, and literature - and everywhere else people can - and have - put their feet in their mouths.

Phillips Book of Great Thoughts Funny Sayings

Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
ISBN: 9780842350358
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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A stupendous collection of quotes, quips, epigrams, witticisms, and humorous comments. For personal enjoyment and ready reference.

The Most Low down Lousiest Loathsome Things Ever Said

Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1493029452
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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A nasty insult (is there any other kind?) can be offensive and infuriating, but we’ve all had those moments when we’ve employed one or just wished we had come up with the perfect nasty thing to say. Even better, having the perfect comeback to one of these rude remarks brings us all the personal satisfaction in the world. The Nastiest Things Ever Said gathers together the very sharpest of these barbs from a wide variety of sources with some of the wickedest put-downs from the literary, political, and entertainment worlds, and everywhere else people say nasty things to each other.

The Most Inspiring Things Ever Said

Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1493026232
Format: PDF, Docs
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A compendium of indispensable and inspiring quotes for people during any season of their lives…. The Most Inspiring Things Ever Said is a compendium of human wisdom culled from the world’s most celebrated—and sometimes anonymous—minds. From business figures, coaches and other sports figures, religious and spiritual leaders, educators, political leaders, and anyone who has ever inspired people, it is quite simply the best collection of quotes to inspire readers to new heights of endeavor, or start someone off on the right foot, whether it’s along the road less traveled or the more traditional path.

1001 Insults Put Downs Comebacks

Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 9781599216560
Format: PDF
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A collection of often impolite, but always witty taunts from the world's masters of the studied insult.

The Smartest Things Ever Said New and Expanded

Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1493026291
Format: PDF, ePub
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The Smartest Things Ever Said is a compendium of human wisdom culled from the world’s most celebrated—and sometimes anonymous—minds. From Confucius and Shakespeare to Maya Angelou and Woody Allen, and from Winston Churchill and Thomas Edison to Jeff Bezos and Jane Fonda, it is quite simply the best collection of the smartest quotes ever.