Someone has to set a bad example

Author: Anne Taintor
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452113173
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We can't be good all the time, and no one knows it better than Anne Taintor. This generous collection of her most popular artwork includes more than 150 images in categories such as friendship (a real friend will help you hide the body), motherhood (WOW! I get to give birth AND change diapers!), money (screw the budget!), attitude (let a smirk be your umbrella), and more. Also featuring an introduction by Taintor, this hilarious volume perfectly captures the deliciously sarcastic, snarky, and honest things that most women have found themselves thinking at one time or another. If you're looking for trouble, look no further....

But I Wanted a Pony

Author: Anne Taintor
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 145212728X
Format: PDF, ePub
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This new collection of vintage-with-a-twist work by Anne Taintor offers up a fresh serving of Anne's signature hilarious commentary on the joys, challenges, and cocktail hours of motherhood. From the fundamentals (WOW! I get to give birth AND change diapers!) to putting food on the table (you see them as pies . . . I see them as cries for help) to dealing with childhood questions (because I'm the mother . . . that's why) and strategies for taking the edge off (now be a dear and fetch mommy her flask), Taintor expertly captures the funny, frantic, and honest thoughts that most moms have experienced, with an attitude mothers everywhere will welcome.

I m So Happy It s Happy Hour

Author: Anne Taintor
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 145211014X
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Who doesn't enjoy a well-made drink and the opportunity for a little creative misbehavior? Anne Taintor's deliciously wry artwork is the perfect complement for the dozens of fabulous drink recipes in this chic collection. From classic sips-with-a-twist to unexpected treats such as the Greta Garbo, Slinky Mink, and 3 A.M. on a School Night, these sinfully delectable cocktails add style to any high-spirited occasion. Surely it's five o'clock somewhere . . . .

I Can t Be Good All the Time

Author: Anne Taintor
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9780811841405
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Anne Taintor's popular artwork celebrates the pleasures of being bad in a good girl's world. Sassy, saucy creations pair vintage illustrations with witty slogans that always say exactly what they mean, while well-mannered women enjoy deliciously less than well-mannered thoughts. Packed with nearly 100 of her best-loved images, Anne Taintor's first book is sure to delight fans old and new.

I m Becoming My Mother

Author: Anne Taintor
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9780811842471
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This latest installment in the highly popular collection partners the author's trademark vintage images with hilariously tongue-in-cheek statements that will delight readers. Original. 15,000 first printing.

Scandinavian Folk Patterns

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Publisher: Creative Colouring for Grown-Ups
ISBN: 9781782434450
Format: PDF
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When it's cold and frosty outside and you're warm and toasty beside a blazing fire, what better way to relax and unwind than by colouring in the wonderful Scandinavian and Nordic patterns found in this book? From the huge variety of creatures typical of Scandinavian folklore to the traditional patterns from down the centuries and more modern influences, not forgetting the breathtaking beauty found in nature, Scandinavian Folk Patterns teems with beautiful patterns for you to colour and make your own.

Imaginary Men

Author: Anjali Banerjee
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781439184547
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This charming novel about a Bengali-American matchmaker in San Francisco who creates an imaginary fiancé in order to satisfy her marriage-minded traditional parents offers a fresh variation on the timeless theme of a young woman's quest for true love. It seemed like a good idea at the time. Lina Ray has a knack for pairing up perfect couples as a professional matchmaker in San Francisco, but her well-meaning, highly traditional Indian family wants her to get married. When her Auntie Kiki introduces Lina to the bachelor from hell at her sister's wedding in India, Lina panics and blurts out, "I'm engaged!" Because what's the harm in a little lie? Who's sari now? Lina scrambles to find a real fiancé because Auntie Kiki will be coming to America soon to approve the match. But date after disastrous date gets her no closer to her prince -- until an actual prince arrives on her doorstep. Lina hasn't been able to stop fantasizing about traditional but dashing Raja Prasad since she met him in India. In fact, her imaginary fiancé has begun to resemble him! Now Raja is in San Francisco and wants Lina to find a suitable bride for his brother. Though they live oceans apart, Lina longs to bridge the gap. But when her fantastic fib catches up with her, life is suddenly like a Bollywood flick gone horribly wrong. Lina may have an over-developed fantasy life, but she certainly never imagined things would turn out like this!

We Learn at Home

Author: Miriam Elia
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780992834999
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In book 1b of the Dung Beetle Learning series, Mummy takes John and Susan out of their local school to be re-educated at home, and introduce to their young minds a new, alternative world view. In order to do so, mummy will ground all learning in a feelings-based outlook, free of any actual facts or skills, and re-evaluate core subjects such as mathematics, religion, philosophy and art.

I m Dangerous I m Not Gonna Lie

Author: Erin Smith
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1402294115
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Celebrate the art of living loud with the sassiest, smartest, hottest gift book From Erin Smith-a hip, irreverent visual artist with a nationally distributed gift line and a unique, pitch-perfect look-comes a mash-up of art, essays, and laugh-out-loud observations designed to find humor in the everyday mundane. Includes hilarious make-your-day quotes like: "The super girl cape is in the laundry...you'll just have to take my word for it." "I'm so damn happy it's like discovering blue cheese olives all over again." "As much as I try to be an easygoing, stretch-your-wings and-fly type, I just can't stop trying to burst people into flames with my mind." ...and many more!