But I Wanted a Pony

Author: Anne Taintor
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 145212728X
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This new collection of vintage-with-a-twist work by Anne Taintor offers up a fresh serving of Anne's signature hilarious commentary on the joys, challenges, and cocktail hours of motherhood. From the fundamentals (WOW! I get to give birth AND change diapers!) to putting food on the table (you see them as pies . . . I see them as cries for help) to dealing with childhood questions (because I'm the mother . . . that's why) and strategies for taking the edge off (now be a dear and fetch mommy her flask), Taintor expertly captures the funny, frantic, and honest thoughts that most moms have experienced, with an attitude mothers everywhere will welcome.

Someone has to set a bad example

Author: Anne Taintor
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452113173
Format: PDF, ePub
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We can't be good all the time, and no one knows it better than Anne Taintor. This generous collection of her most popular artwork includes more than 150 images in categories such as friendship (a real friend will help you hide the body), motherhood (WOW! I get to give birth AND change diapers!), money (screw the budget!), attitude (let a smirk be your umbrella), and more. Also featuring an introduction by Taintor, this hilarious volume perfectly captures the deliciously sarcastic, snarky, and honest things that most women have found themselves thinking at one time or another. If you're looking for trouble, look no further....

I m Becoming My Mother

Author: Anne Taintor
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9780811842471
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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This latest installment in the highly popular collection partners the author's trademark vintage images with hilariously tongue-in-cheek statements that will delight readers. Original. 15,000 first printing.

I m So Happy It s Happy Hour

Author: Anne Taintor
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 145211014X
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Who doesn't enjoy a well-made drink and the opportunity for a little creative misbehavior? Anne Taintor's deliciously wry artwork is the perfect complement for the dozens of fabulous drink recipes in this chic collection. From classic sips-with-a-twist to unexpected treats such as the Greta Garbo, Slinky Mink, and 3 A.M. on a School Night, these sinfully delectable cocktails add style to any high-spirited occasion. Surely it's five o'clock somewhere . . . .

I Can t Be Good All the Time

Author: Anne Taintor
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9780811841405
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Anne Taintor's popular artwork celebrates the pleasures of being bad in a good girl's world. Sassy, saucy creations pair vintage illustrations with witty slogans that always say exactly what they mean, while well-mannered women enjoy deliciously less than well-mannered thoughts. Packed with nearly 100 of her best-loved images, Anne Taintor's first book is sure to delight fans old and new.

It s So Involved Being Me Organizer

Author: Anne Taintor
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9780811845571
Format: PDF, ePub
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Do you dream about being fabulously organized? Bring this snappy vinyl organizer with you, and you'll be right on schedule.

I m Dangerous I m Not Gonna Lie

Author: Erin Smith
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1402294115
Format: PDF
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Celebrate the art of living loud with the sassiest, smartest, hottest gift book From Erin Smith-a hip, irreverent visual artist with a nationally distributed gift line and a unique, pitch-perfect look-comes a mash-up of art, essays, and laugh-out-loud observations designed to find humor in the everyday mundane. Includes hilarious make-your-day quotes like: "The super girl cape is in the laundry...you'll just have to take my word for it." "I'm so damn happy it's like discovering blue cheese olives all over again." "As much as I try to be an easygoing, stretch-your-wings and-fly type, I just can't stop trying to burst people into flames with my mind." ...and many more!

Thriving on Vague Objectives

Author: Scott Adams
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449417671
Format: PDF, Docs
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"I think that idiot bosses are timeless, and as long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material."—Scott Adams Dilbert and the gang are back for this 26th collection, Thriving on Vague Objectives. Adams has his finger on the pulse of cubicle dwellers across the globe. No one delivers more laughs or captures the reality of the 9 to 5 worker better than Dilbert, Dogbert, Catbert, and a cast of stupefying office stereotypes—which is why there are millions of fans of the Dilbert comic strip. Dilbert is a techno-man stuck in a dead-end job (sound familiar?). Power-mad Dogbert strives to take over the world and enslave the humans. The most intelligent person in Dilbert's world is his trash collector, who knows everything about everything. Artist and creator Scott Adams started Dilbert as a doodle when he worked as a bank teller. He continued doodling when he was upgraded to a cubicle for a major telecommunications company. His boss (no telling if he was pointy-haired or not) suggested the name Dilbert. Adams is so dead-on accurate in his depictions of office life that he has been accused of spying on Corporate America.