Chill the Fuck Out and Color

Author: Jade Summer
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781539674221
Format: PDF
Download Now
AMAZON BEST SELLER | 2016 BEST GIFT IDEAS Are you stressed out? Too many things to do? People in your life driving you crazy? Then you need to Chill the Fuck Out and Color! This hilarious, sarcastic, and obnoxious adult coloring book is the perfect way to relieve stress, aid relaxation, and vent, while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed mandala flower images. Each coloring page will transport you into a world of peace and make you laugh-out-loud along the way. Use Any of Your Favorite ToolsIncluding colored pencils, pens, and fine-tipped markers. One Image Per PageEach image is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through. Display Your ArtworkYou can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 11" frame. Two Copies of Every ImageEnjoy coloring your favorite images a second time, color with a friend, or have an extra copy in case you make a mistake. This book includes the following phrases: Chill the fuck out and color Fuck yourself in the ass I baked you a batch of cunt muffins Slutty little cocksucker Bend over and shove this up your ass I'll throw that bitch in a ditch It's time to quit the shit Have a hot cup of shut the fuck up Lick my clit and eat my shit Fuckitty fucking fuck I didn't know shit could talk Get out of my fucking sight Die you cheating bastard Look, but don't fucking touch Here for the fucking idiot convention? You're brilliant plan just got fucked Don't get your panties in a twist My ass looks fucking great Once a bitch, always a bitch Don't be a whiny little bitch You're up shit creek without a paddle Be quiet, I'm fucking sleeping I'm the queen of fucking awesome That dumb bitch is such a slut Find you own man you slut Includes FREE Digital VersionAs a special bonus, you can download a PDF and print your favorite images to as many times as you want. Now on SaleRegular Price: $9.99 | SAVE $6.00, 60% OFF | Limited time only. Makes the Perfect GiftSurprise that special someone in your life and make them smile. Buy two copies and enjoy coloring together. Buy Now, Start Coloring, and Relax... Scroll to the top of the page and click the buy button.

Assface

Author: Bee Bee Book
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781984285980
Format: PDF, Mobi
Download Now
ASSFACE: Swear Word And Mandala Street Relieving Adult Coloring Book 30 Unique Swear Word And Mandala Images. -Contains hilarious swear words -Each Coloring Page is designed for Fun and Relaxation. -Sized to frame at 8.5" x 11" -Test Color Page to test out your markers and coloring pencil TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, james alexander, christmas swear word coloring book swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book, jade summer, swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book

Calm As Fuck Adult Coloring Book

Author: Randy Johnson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781521399071
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
Download Now
Be honest, Some People Suck! Work? Neighbors? Pets? Kids? They all love to stress you out. Don't bottle it up, color what you want to say! With 50 calming designs, we've got any curse, swear, or putdown you can imagine, ready to fucking color! Express how you really feel about your boss, bad grades, your neighbor or the DMV. Color your way to less stress! Color to your fucking hearts content! 50 Unique Designs to Color! Dozens of coloring pages designed for adults Each coloring page is designed to help relax and inspire The variety of pages ensure something for every skill level Use your choice of coloring tool (pens, pencils, markers, crayons) Each coloring page is on a separate sheet TAGS: black coloring book, mandala coloring book, adult coloring book, swear words coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford,adult coloring books black background,adult coloring books black paper

Memos to Shitty People

Author: Adult Coloring Books
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781945260018
Format: PDF, ePub
Download Now
Memos to Shitty People: A Delightful & Vulgar Adult Coloring Book This beautiful coloring book features creative and intricate designs with classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life. TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, james alexander, christmas swear word coloring book swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book

Swear Word Coloring Book a Hilarious Sweary Coloring Book

Author: Swear Word Swear Word Adult Coloring Book
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781530591190
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
Download Now
See this kinky coloring book as a small corner of paradise... See this kinky coloring book as a small corner of paradise where you can come anytime to have fun, laugh and really just chill the fuck out. Irreverent as hell, this funny and filthy, yet beautiful coloring book has been created so you can celebrate the artist within in a fun and spontaneous way. It contains humorous and gorgeous one-sided pages with designs varying from minimal to highly detailed, fitting all skill levels and making it perfect to use with your favorite coloring supplies. On your kinky journey, you will find cute animals, leaves and abstract patterns uniquely articulated around naughty curse words such as 'Whorebag', 'Horseshit', and many others. So find a cozy corner, pick a saucy word, grab your favorite coloring supplies and enjoy the sassy adult coloring journey. A Funny, Awesome & Totally Crazy Coloring Book For Adults: Dozens of coloring pages Designed to relieve stress & have fun Each coloring page is on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through Each Swear Word is Designed with Cute Animals, Flowers, Leaves, And/Or Awesome Motifs & Patterns The Variety of Pages Ensures There is Something for Every Skill Level In addition to that... A link to download this entire book in printable PDF format. If for any reasons you don't like the way your page turns out, no worries - you can print it and start again. A link to access 12 bonus pages A chance to join my e-mail sweary community, and receive free pages to color every week. Here are some of the kinky words you'll find in this book: Motherfucker Clusterfuck Fuck Jizzmonger Bastard Douche Canoe Asshole Dick weasel Cunt Face Horseshit Asscock And so many more! See inside the book here: http://colorfulswearing.com/index.php/thehilariouscoloringbook/ Get this book at a special discount for a limited time. And enjoy the kinky journey.

Swear Word Coloring Book

Author: Adult Coloring Books
Publisher: Brian Henderson Impressions
ISBN: 9781945260056
Format: PDF, Mobi
Download Now
This beautiful coloring book features creative and intricate designs with classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life. TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, james alexander, christmas swear word coloring book swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book, jade summer, swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book

Go Fuck Yourself

Author: Steve Smith
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781545452226
Format: PDF
Download Now
80% OFF! Available for 24.99 $4.99! On Special Sale For 7 Days. Color Away Your Stress For Grown Ups Who Like Swear Words Coloring! Does your annoying co-worker never shut up? Did that asshole break up with you again? Are you looking for a unique novelty gift for your best friend? If your answer to any of the questions is YES, then this book is for you! NEW 30 Unique Designs on Black Paper! Sometimes Life Sucks and one feels like Kicking some ass. This is exactly why I created Go Fuck Yourself Swear Word Coloring Book. To help you, release your anger, color away your stress and take control of your life. ***Click on Look Inside to get your FREE PDF printable swear words NOW*** This Vulgar Adult Coloring Book Features Go Fuck Yourself features relieving and relaxing swear words to color. Each page in this coloring book is beautifully designed with mesmerizing shapes, flowers, and patterns to reset when those ass-hats ruin your day. 30 Classic Swear Words to Color (see list below) Beautiful Abstract Designs with Intricate Details Each Swear Word Is Printed on a Separate Sheet of Black Paper Variety of Designs for Diverse Skill Levels Includes Free PDF Bonus Inside! Amazing Gag Gift for Friends with a Sense of Humor! A Stress-Relieving Sweary Words Coloring Book Cuntcake Dickhead Fart Professor Go Fuck Yourself Lame Dick No Bitch What The Fuck Dickweed Bullshit Asshole Damn Fuckity Fuck You Dog Sucker Fucknugget Piss Off Bullocks No Bitch Go To Hell Holy Cow Fuck It Shit Magnet Screw You Get Lost Moron Knobhead Fuck Monday Badass Yuck Fou Wingnut So what are you waiting for ? Buy This Sweary Coloring Book Now and.... Dive into 30 intricate designs with wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life. Each single-sided page includes Swear Words laid over therapeutic designs. Don't hesitate, pick up your copy NOW by clicking the BUY NOW button at the top of this page! ***Click on Look Inside to get your FREE PDF printable swear words NOW*** --------------------------------------------------------------- Best Sellers Adult Coloring Books The Secret Garden by Johanna Basford Lost Ocean by Johanna Basford Enchanted Forest by Johanna Basford Release Your Anger by James Alexander TAGS: fuck off i'm coloring, black coloring book, midnight coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, donald trump, hillary clinton, alex fleming merry christmas asshole, happy fucking holidays, christmas swear word coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear word coloring book

F ck Off I m Coloring Swear Word Coloring Book

Author: James Alexander
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781946449993
Format: PDF, Kindle
Download Now
AMAZON BEST SELLER - 2016 BEST GIFT IDEAS F★ck Off, I'm Coloring! features over 40 hilarious curse words and insults to color, printed on beautiful black paper. Each page is beautifully designed with doodles, underwater realms, mermaids, faraway galaxies, skyscrapers, and much more. What's Inside: Over 40 Swear Words and Insults to Color (see list below) Beautiful Doodle Designs with Mermaids, Foxes, Owls, and More! Each Sweary Insult Is Printed on Black Paper Includes Free PDF Bonus Inside! Sometimes, you just need to SWEAR at someone... List of Words Fuck Douche Bitch Asshole Zero Fucks Given For Fuck's Sake! (featuring a cute fox) Asswipe Clusterfuck Shit Happens! Motherfucker Bastard Fucknugget What the lemon-scented fuck is wrong with you? (featuring lemon slices) Dickhead Fucktastic Scoop My Shit, You Slut! (with cute kittens) Piss Flaps Jackass Asshat Fuck You, You Twat Waffle! Bye Felicia! Fuck You, I'm Coloring! Calm Your Tits! Suck It Up, Buttercup! Baggy Vag Saggy Balls Twat Waffle Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck! Bullshit Sugar Tits Piss Off! Dipshit Fuckface Shit-a-brick Fuck You, and the Horse You Rode In On Skank My, My, Aren't You a Bitch... Fuckwit Twunt You Sneaky Little Shitgibbon Shitballs Fuck it! When things go tits up, what do you do? You pick up a James Alexander coloring book, of course! Dive into 40 intricate designs with classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life. Each single-sided page includes such agression-relieving words as 'Shitballs', 'Twat Waffle' and 'Asshat' laid over therapeutic, doodle-inspired patterns. The #1 Gag Gift for Friends with a Sense of Humor! Introducing a coloring book printed on black paper. You've never experienced anything like this before. Using this beautiful midnight edition will make your designs vibrant with color. Never again worry about coloring inside the lines... let the black paper take care of it! Unwind and relax with this beautiful coloring book... let your steam loose! Order now and get started! Your inner peace is waiting, and it has some choice words for you... Preview the book at swearybook.com For business enquiries, contact [email protected] TAGS: fuck off i'm coloring, fuck off im coloring, black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, james alexander, donald trump, hillary clinton, alex fleming merry christmas asshole, happy fucking holidays, christmas swear word coloring book"

Swear Word Adult Coloring Book

Author: Tyler Black
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781542807784
Format: PDF, Mobi
Download Now
January Discount from $14.99 to $7.99 Until February 14th! Get your copy right now! This just released adult coloring book is the ideal way to de-stress and relax for anyone looking to release tension and build up anger in a fun, humorous and therapeutic way. Amazing and Unique Stress Relief Designs to Color: Each Coloring Page Has Been Carefully Crafted for Fun and Relaxation BONUS Inside: Receive a FREE 10 Page Adult Coloring Book It includes 30 Exclusive Swear Word Coloring Pages Designed for Adults Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Each Swear Word is Designed with Scenery, Flowers, and Patterns The Variety of Pages Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level Featuring some of the most inappropriate swear words imaginable, these beautiful designs are a joy to color. Each swear word is designed with flowers and other beautiful patterns. Here are some words you'll find inside the book: Fuck off, I'm coloring Shit happens You're a special kind of Asshole Make Life Your Bitch I don't give a fuck Chill the fuck out Shut the hell up! Dumbass Motherfucker Shitass Holy Shit Goddamn Fuckwit Cuntface Dickhead Fuck that Shit Douche bag Calm Your Balls And Many More! SCROLL UP AND CLICK 'BUY' TO ORDER YOUR COPY INSTANTLY

Fuck That Stress Midnight Edition

Author: Alex O'Connell
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533416865
Format: PDF, Mobi
Download Now
Sometimes no matter what you do to calm down, regular shit just doesn't cut it. You feel stressed, tired and just want to destroy everything that's in your path. You want to relax, but coloring some cute rabbits or cats just doesn't do the trick. That's when it's time to take this book and say "FUCK THAT STRESS"! Whether you want to relax in style, unleash your inner artist, or give an amazing sweary gift to you friends and relatives, your boss or random weirdos on the street, this coloring book is a perfect choice. Here's a little info about this sweary coloring book: Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate black Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Each Coloring Page is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy The Variety of Pages Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level Receive Free Coloring Pages at www.ffelife.com/midnightbonus Take a look at some of the phrases you'll be coloring inside this midnight swear word coloring book: When I get older than you I'll beat you up! I'll hit you so hard it'll make your grandma hurt. I'm going to go grab some switches and beat your britches If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level. I hope you have bad sex I fart in your general direction Life isn't easy, but your mom is. The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage. I will dress you as a lettuce and feed you to the snails; it will be a very slow death. I will shit on everything you love. The reason I swear so much is because fuck you. I will punch you in the dick with a cactus. I hope you get hit by a UFO. I will shove a shark up your uterus! I'm going to stick my foot so far up your ass I'll be running marathons out of your mouth! I'll hit your shit. Fuck you with a rock. I'll spit on your toothbrush while you sleep! I will tie you down and make you do acid. I hope you step on a lego. Time I'm done with you, you're gonna wish your father pulled out early. You are about as useful as a knitted condom. You should eat some of your make up so you can be pretty on the inside. Take a big step back and literally fuck your own face! Eat a hobo's dick cheese In total, you will find 30 swear word coloring pages that would allow you to calm down and have fun doing it. Order now and start coloring your stress away! This is an adult coloring book. We recommend you keep it away from children, no matter how much they want to see what's hiding inside TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, leafy animals coloring book, james alexander, alex o'connell