Texts from Dog

Author: October Jones
Publisher: HMH
ISBN: 0544080068
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
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He’s a dog with a phone . . . My dog sends me texts. Yeah. It’s weird. When October Jones figured out he could send text messages to himself on his mobile phone, he naturally decided that the best use of this discovery was to send passive-aggressive messages to himself under the guise of his bulldog. And so the exasperating, slightly delusional, and utterly endearing Dog and his alter-ego, BatDog, were born. Texts from Dog features Dog’s attempts to keep the neighborhood safe from the likes of Mr. Postman and his arch-nemesis Cat-Cat—he has managed to only smash three TVs and a patio door in the process. And in between crime fighting sprees and run-ins with the squirrel mafia, there are romantic interludes with pillows, fetch sessions gone terribly awry, and the abusive banter only a bromance between man and his text-savvy dog can spawn. For those of us who have ever had a conversation with a pet in our heads, Texts from Dog will make you laugh out loud and perhaps even make you think twice about leaving your pet home alone for the day.

Quick Weekend Quilts

Author: Debbie Mumm
Publisher: Leisure Arts
ISBN: 1609004116
Format: PDF
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Weekends are the perfect time to immerse yourself in quilting. But if weekend after weekend seems to slip by while dust starts to gather on your projects, sometimes a simple nudge in the right direction can motivate you to make the most of your weekends. This book from celebrated designer Debbie Mumm will help you with preplanning, time-saving strategies, and 45 ideas for quick quilts and clever crafts. A Weekend Planner accompanies each project, and there are tips on sneaking in a little prepping and shopping mid-week that add up to a fun and successful quilting weekend! Projects include bed quilts, lap quilts and throws, pillows, wall art, tabletop runners, and more. Set your sights on this weekend and start stitching up a storm!

What If You Had Animal Feet

Author: Sandra Markle
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545745985
Format: PDF, ePub
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If you could have any animal's feet, whose would you choose? WHAT IF YOU HAD ANIMAL FEET? is the next book in the successful WHAT IF series by Sandra Markle, illustrated by Howard McWilliam, following the very popular WHAT IF YOU HAD ANIMAL TEETH? and WHAT YOU IF HAD ANIMAL HAIR? This latest edition will teach kids about the amazing variety of feet in the animal kingdom and their specialty functions! From cheetahs' fast feet to mountain goats' nimble climbing hooves, to flies' sticky feet! Each animal profile will include a photo as well as illustrations of kids with animal feet that are sure to make kids laugh!

Hungover Owls

Author: J. Patrick Brown
Publisher: Harry N. Abrams
ISBN: 9781419700835
Format: PDF
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Who knew that owls and hangovers went together as well as rum and coke? The Hungover Owls Tumblr took the Internet by storm as journalist J. Patrick Brown united the two for the first time. Brown’s hilarious, crude, and sometimes not-safe-for-work captions, combined with photos of owls squinting, gawking, snuggling, and sleeping make the perfect partnership. This book includes never-before-seen owl facts, parables, and a field guide for recognizing your very own hungover owl. With captions like “Ugh. The good weather only makes it so much worse” and ”On a scale from zero to hungover, I am dead,” drinkers everywhere will recognize their own forgotten pain and delight in its humor.

Taylor Swift

Author: Hailey Hailey Newton
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780692599969
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Celebrate the beauty of Taylor Swift, inside and out, with this gorgeously detailed coloring book. Portraits range from close ups to full body illustrations and feature some of Taylor's most iconic recent fashions and hair styles. From princess dresses to sunglasses and shorts, from curly to super-straight 'dos and everything in between, there's something here for every Taylor Swift ultrafan. Beautiful backgrounds provide a rich stage on the page for the celebrity artist and add hours of coloring fun. Contains fifteen pen-and-ink-style line drawings. Katy Perry coloring book also available: http://www.amazon.com/Katy-Perry-Ultimate-Coloring-Book/dp/0692653910

Sam the Snowman

Author: Susan Winget
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061144754
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Young snowman Sam is having difficulty making snow, but with the help of his new friends, Sarah and Tommy, he discovers the magic of giving, which causes frosty flakes to fly everywhere!