Expletive Needed

Author: Alison R. Perona
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533357786
Format: PDF, Mobi
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*For adults of all ages. *42 unique hand-drawn illustrations *16 "mild" exclamations (egad, darn, etc.) *26 rude, and often funny, designs Having one of those days? Whether it is one of life's minor annoyances or a major calamity, this book has it covered. From quaint, amusing expressions (such as dagnabbit) to words that would have gotten your mouth washed out with soap as a kid, you can find the word or graphic that best expresses the moment. The designs are in a variety of languages and are multi-cultural. Feel like cursing someone out in Yiddish or Polish? Here's your opportunity! So, grab a bottle or cup of your favorite beverage. Design solo or gather your friends for a "bitch" session. Expletive Needed! provides the release you're looking for.

The Passive Aggressive Colouring Book

Author: Charlotte Farmer
Publisher: Ilex Press
ISBN: 9781781573297
Format: PDF
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Are you tired of all those colouring books claiming that they are the answer to your inner peace and sense of calm? Do you twitch at the thought of yoga mums, bikini diets, excessive coffee choices and people who just have the whole thing under control? Then this book is your antidote. We don't mind if you want to give The Passive-Aggressive Colouring Book to your dog to chew; feel free to use it to light the fire or prop up the table leg. If you feel really desperate you may even want to colour it in...or scribble it out. The choice is yours. Whatever you choose to do we advise you first to enjoy the fabulous, humorous illustrations by the inspiringly angry Charlotte Farmer. And if her brilliance and talent drives you round the twist, you know what to do. Just warn us to duck first.

The Passive Aggressive Coloring Book

Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher: Lark Books (NC)
ISBN: 9781454709886
Format: PDF, Mobi
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Are you tired of coloring books that claim to bring you inner peace? Do you just not get the whole calm thing? Here s your antidote. Go ahead: give this passive-aggressive coloring book to your dog to chew or use it to light the fire. Maybe you ll even want to color it in . . . or scribble it out. It s YOUR choice!"

Freedom

Author: Jonathan Franzen
Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux
ISBN: 9781429979436
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Patty and Walter Berglund were the new pioneers of old St. Paul—the gentrifiers, the hands-on parents, the avant-garde of the Whole Foods generation. Patty was the ideal sort of neighbor, who could tell you where to recycle your batteries and how to get the local cops to actually do their job. She was an enviably perfect mother and the wife of Walter's dreams. Together with Walter—environmental lawyer, commuter cyclist, total family man—she was doing her small part to build a better world. But now, in the new millennium, the Berglunds have become a mystery. Why has their teenage son moved in with the aggressively Republican family next door? Why has Walter taken a job working with Big Coal? What exactly is Richard Katz—outré rocker and Walter's college best friend and rival—still doing in the picture? Most of all, what has happened to Patty? Why has the bright star of Barrier Street become "a very different kind of neighbor," an implacable Fury coming unhinged before the street's attentive eyes? In his first novel since The Corrections, Jonathan Franzen has given us an epic of contemporary love and marriage. Freedom comically and tragically captures the temptations and burdens of liberty: the thrills of teenage lust, the shaken compromises of middle age, the wages of suburban sprawl, the heavy weight of empire. In charting the mistakes and joys of Freedom's characters as they struggle to learn how to live in an ever more confusing world, Franzen has produced an indelible and deeply moving portrait of our time.

Fucking Awesome Coloring Book

Author: Calligraphuck
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9781452159829
Format: PDF, Mobi
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Featuring delightfully irreverent phrases, lovely calligraphy, and illustrated backgrounds, this coloring book invites adults to color their f*cking stress away! With a range of profanity from upbeat sweary affirmations to hilariously sassy sayings, 30 different expletives offer creative stimulation and cathartic release for any mood. Designs are printed on thick, removable, frame-worthy pages—with metallic ink patterns on the back of each page—making them easy to share and display.

Unf ck Your Habitat

Author: Rachel Hoffman
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
ISBN: 1250102960
Format: PDF, ePub
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"The perfect housekeeping guide for somebody who is overwhelmed with their mess and can’t figure out how to start." –Lifehacker “An accessible guide on how to clean for normal people." –Livestrong "It actually changed my life and my home; I’m serious." –Book Riot Finally, a housekeeping and organizational system developed for those of us who'd describe our current living situation as a “f*cking mess” that we're desperate to fix. Unf*ck Your Habitat is for anyone who has been left behind by traditional aspirational systems. The ones that ignore single people with full-time jobs; people without kids but living with roommates; and people with mental illnesses or physical limitations. Most organizational books are aimed at traditional homemakers, DIYers, and people who seem to have unimaginable amounts of free time. They assume we all iron our sheets, have linen napkins to match our table runners, and can keep plants alive for longer than a week. Basically, they ignore most of us living here in the real world! Interspersed with lists and challenges, this practical, no-nonsense advice relies on a 20/10 system (20 minutes of cleaning followed by a 10-minute break; no marathon cleaning allowed) to help you develop lifelong habits. It motivates you to embrace a new lifestyle in manageable sections so you can actually start applying the tactics as you progress. For everyone stuck between The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up and Adulting, this philosophy is more realistic than aspirational, but the goal is the same: not everyone will have a showcase of a home, but whatever your habitat, you deserve for it to bring you happiness, not stress.

The Sandwich Thief

Author: Andre Marois
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452151024
Format: PDF, ePub
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Marin loves the sandwiches his parents make for him—every day they're different and more delicious than the last. One morning, someone dares to steal his favorite sandwich: ham-cheddar-kale. Furious, Marin begins a fevered and famished investigation to unmask the thief. The days go by, the suspects multiply, and Marin's sandwiches continue to disappear. This droll, graphic caper is a funny school mystery exploring the high stakes of low blood sugar. The first in a series, the book's witty text and graphic illustrations make this funny school mystery perfect for early and advanced readers alike—and for anyone who's been the victim of lunchtime crime.

The Perfect Comeback of Caroline Jacobs

Author: Matthew Dicks
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
ISBN: 1466886323
Format: PDF, ePub
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Caroline Jacobs has lost herself. She's a wife, mother (to a tattooed teenage daughter she avoids), Sears Portrait Studio photographer, and wimp. Asserting herself, taking the reins, or facing life head-on are not in her repertoire. So when Caroline suddenly cracks and screams "Fuck you!" at the PTA president, she is shocked. So is her husband. So is the PTA president. So is everyone. But Caroline soon realizes the true cause of her outburst can be traced back to something that happened to her as a teenager, a scarring betrayal by her best friend Emily. This act changed Caroline's life forever. So, with a little bit of bravery flowing through her veins, Caroline decides to go back to her home town and confront Emily. She busts her daughter Polly out of school, and the two set off to deliver the perfect comeback, which is twenty-five years in the making. But nothing goes as planned. Long buried secrets begin to rise to the surface, and Caroline will have to face much more than one old, bad best friend. A heartwarming story told with Matthew Dicks' signature wit, The Perfect Comeback of Caroline Jacobs is a deceptively simple novel about the ways in which our childhood experiences reverberate through our lives, and the bravery of one woman trying to change her life and finds true understanding of her daughter, and herself, along the way.

The Hipster Coloring Book

Author: Charlotte Farmer
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company Incorporated
ISBN: 9781454917441
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Everyone knows what a hipster is—or do we? Here's a proper introduction, with arty fun for hipster friends and frenemies. From the coffee shop to the indie film screening, from the contents of their vintage bags to their cool tattoos, this engagingly satirical collection uncovers the entire hipster milieu. It's the book every hip person will pretend not to want—but will secretly covet.

The 4 Hour Work Week

Author: Timothy Ferriss
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 1446490599
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
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A new, updated and expanded edition of this New York Times bestseller on how to reconstruct your life so it's not all about work Forget the old concept of retirement and the rest of the deferred-life plan - there is no need to wait and every reason not to, especially in unpredictable economic times. Whether your dream is escaping the rat race, experiencing high-end world travel, earning a monthly five-figure income with zero management, or just living more and working less, this book is the blueprint. This step-by step guide to luxury lifestyle design teaches: * How Tim went from $40,000 dollars per year and 80 hours per week to $40,000 per MONTH and 4 hours per week * How to outsource your life to overseas virtual assistants for $5 per hour and do whatever you want * How blue-chip escape artists travel the world without quitting their jobs * How to eliminate 50% of your work in 48 hours using the principles of a forgotten Italian economist * How to trade a long-haul career for short work bursts and frequent 'mini-retirements'. This new updated and expanded edition includes: More than 50 practical tips and case studies from readers (including families) who have doubled their income, overcome common sticking points, and reinvented themselves using the original book as a starting point * Real-world templates you can copy for eliminating email, negotiating with bosses and clients, or getting a private chef for less than £5 a meal * How lifestyle design principles can be suited to unpredictable economic times * The latest tools and tricks, as well as high-tech shortcuts, for living like a diplomat or millionaire without being either.