Goodnight iPad

Author: Ann Droyd
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101565926
Format: PDF, Kindle
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In a bright buzzing room, in the glow of the moon-and iPhones and Androids and Blackberries too-it is time to say goodnight... Modern life is abuzz. There are huge LCD WiFi HD TVs and Facebook requests and thumbs tapping texts and new viral clips of cats doing flips. Wouldn't it be nice to say goodnight to all that? Like the rest of us who cannot resist just a few more scrolls and clicks, you may find yourself ready for bed while still clinging to your electronics long after dark. This book, which is made of paper, is a reminder for the child in all of us to power down at the end of the day. This hilarious parody not only pokes loving fun at the bygone quiet of the original classic, but also at our modern plugged-in lives. It will make you laugh, and it will also help you put yourself and your machines to sleep. Don't worry, though. Your gadgets will be waiting for you, fully charged, in the morning.

Goodnight Moon

Author: Margaret Wise Brown
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 0062662899
Format: PDF, ePub
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Share this timeless classic with a new generation of readers! In a great green room, tucked away in bed, is a little bunny. "Goodnight room, goodnight moon." And to all the familiar things in the softly lit room—to the picture of the three little bears sitting on chairs, to the clocks and his socks, to the mittens and the kittens, to everything one by one—the little bunny says goodnight. In this classic of children's literature, beloved by generations of readers and listeners, the quiet poetry of the words and the gentle, lulling illustrations combine to make a perfect book for the end of the day.

If You Give a Mouse an IPhone

Author: Ann Droyd
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0399169261
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
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A boy relates what chaotic things might happen when a bored little mouse becomes engrossed in using an iPhone.

Goodnight Nanny Cam

Author: Lizzy Ratner
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0698166655
Format: PDF
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“Goodnight Moon has been hilariously updated for the modern parent.”—Buzzfeed When the text of Goodnight Nanny-Cam appeared online in the New Yorker’s “Shouts & Murmurs” column, it garnered 100,000 hits and more than 15,000 Facebook likes in a matter of days. Filled with sly references to BPA-free bottles, Baby Einstein DVDs, and toddler tutors, Jen Nessel and Lizzy Ratner’s send-up of the beloved children’s classic wittily skewers our modern culture of over-parenting. Parodies of Goodnight Moon are always popular, and Goodnight Nanny-cam is a gorgeously illustrated gift that’s guaranteed to have alpha parents everywhere laughing—and cringing—in recognition.

Shift to the Future

Author: Nicola Yelland
Publisher: Routledge
ISBN: 0415953189
Format: PDF, ePub
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New technologies are dramatically changing the face of education and the nature of childhood itself. In Shift to the Future, Nicola Yelland examines the ways in which these technologies are reshaping the social, personal, and educational experiences of childhood, and explores the curricular revisions such changes demand. With a focus on the various information and communications technologies (ICTs) available to young students and the possibilities these ICTs offer for teaching and learning, Shift to the Future provides inspiring examples of teachers who have innovatively incorporated new technologies into their classrooms to engage their students in contemporary times.

Siri Me

Author: David Milgrim
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101617497
Format: PDF
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Dave's never met anyone like Siri. She's helpful, smart, and easier to talk to than any girl he's ever known. She really gets him... Siri & Me is a love story for our times. A must read for all of us in a codependent relationship with our gadgets. An instant classic in a world of instant everything.

Goodnight Keith Moon

Author: Bruce Worden
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780956011923
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
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What if Goodnight Moon was about saying goodbye to another Moon? Say goodnight to Keith, his drumsticks, his pile of sick, and more A hilarious parody of the Margaret Wise Brown and Clement Hurd children's classic Goodnight Moon, this book will appeal to fans of rock music and every parent who has read it to their children. Classic rock aficionados won't get fooled, they'll spot a busload of Who references, from the pinball game in the corner to the ghost of Cass Elliott.

Goodnight Obama

Author: Jerome Corsi
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1682611329
Format: PDF, Docs
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Here’s your chance to say "goodnight" to Obama in a very special way. Join former president Obama in his nightcap and PJ’s as he says “goodnight” to America: Goodnight birth certificate of unknown source Goodnight jobs, without any remorse Goodnight safety, let’s open the borders Goodnight constitution, by executive order Featuring cameos of: Michael Moore Hillary Clinton Reverend Wright Ellen DeGeneres Vladimir Putin And many more!

Eddie Gets Ready for School

Author: David Milgrim
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545273293
Format: PDF, Mobi
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As young Eddie goes through his checklist to get ready for school, his mother does not agree with all of his choices.

Are You My Boyfriend

Author: C. B. Bryza
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 147673156X
Format: PDF, ePub
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This contemporary parody of a childhood classic is a humorous and heartfelt tale about searching for love—and letting it find you. Makes a great gift! What’s a confident, self-reliant young woman with a heart full of love—but no boyfriend—to do? Look for her soul mate, of course! Like the intrepid baby bird in P.D. Eastman’s beloved Are You My Mother?, the independent young woman in C.B. Bryza’s witty and uplifting picture book for grown-ups takes readers along on an entertaining journey of hope and discovery. Is her boyfriend the poker-faced tough guy, the wealthy cad full of empty promises, or the nice average dude who’s really more into her friend? From the coffee shop, to the movie theater, to the self-help section of the bookstore, our heroine encounters a host of potential mates who could be perfect—for someone else. Will she ever have a happily-ever-after? Replete with Seussian, retro-style illustrations, Are You My Boyfriend? is an irresistibly charming and empowering story you’ll want to share with everyone who’s ever looked for love.