I Could Chew on This

Author: Francesco Marciuliano
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 145212969X
Format: PDF, Mobi
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A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren't going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius.

I Could Pee on This

Author: Francesco Marciuliano
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452110581
Format: PDF, Docs
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A collection of humorous poems delves into the cat psyche, covering such topics as separation anxiety, scratching at closed doors, and trips to the veterinarian.

2017 Wall Cal I Could Chew on This

Author: Francesco Marciuliano
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781452151854
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Dog lovers will delight at this calendar, which features selections fromI Could Chew on This in addition to six brand-new poems for a year's worth of lovable canine humor, advice, and good-natured silliness.

The Dogist

Author: Elias Weiss Friedman
Publisher: Artisan Books
ISBN: 1579656714
Format: PDF, Mobi
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New York Times bestseller The Dogist is a beautiful, funny, and inspiring tribute to the beloved dogs in our lives. Every page presents dog portraits that command our attention. Whether because of the look in a dog's eyes, its innate beauty, or even the clothes its owner has dressed it in, the photos will make you ooh and aah, laugh, and fall in love. Photographed by Elias Weiss Friedman, aka The Dogist, every portrait in the book tells a story and explores the dog's distinct character and spirit. Themed sections include Puppies, Cones of Shame, Working Dogs, and Dogs in Fancy Outfits, giving every dog lover something to pore over.

Texts from Dog

Author: October Jones
Publisher: HMH
ISBN: 0544080068
Format: PDF
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He’s a dog with a phone . . . My dog sends me texts. Yeah. It’s weird. When October Jones figured out he could send text messages to himself on his mobile phone, he naturally decided that the best use of this discovery was to send passive-aggressive messages to himself under the guise of his bulldog. And so the exasperating, slightly delusional, and utterly endearing Dog and his alter-ego, BatDog, were born. Texts from Dog features Dog’s attempts to keep the neighborhood safe from the likes of Mr. Postman and his arch-nemesis Cat-Cat—he has managed to only smash three TVs and a patio door in the process. And in between crime fighting sprees and run-ins with the squirrel mafia, there are romantic interludes with pillows, fetch sessions gone terribly awry, and the abusive banter only a bromance between man and his text-savvy dog can spawn. For those of us who have ever had a conversation with a pet in our heads, Texts from Dog will make you laugh out loud and perhaps even make you think twice about leaving your pet home alone for the day.

Dog Shaming

Author: Pascale Lemire
Publisher: Three Rivers Press (CA)
ISBN: 0385349343
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Based on the web phenomenon Dogshaming and containing photos that are all-new and exclusive to the book, this hilarious album showcases adorable snapshots of shamed pups confessing their biggest - and grossest - sins.

Quarter Life Poetry

Author: Samantha Jayne
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
ISBN: 145556527X
Format: PDF, Mobi
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The creator of the popular Quarter Life Poetry Tumblr and Instagram tackles real-life truths of work, money, sex, and many other 20-something challenges in this laugh-out-loud collection of poetry. Samantha Jayne knows that life post-college isn't as glamorous as all undergrads think it's going to be... because she's currently living it. At 25, Samantha began creating doodles and funny poems about her #struggle to share with friends on Instagram. To her surprise, these poems were picked up by 20-somethings all around the world who agreed, "This is literally us." At a time when it seems like everyone else is getting married, snagging a dream job, and paying off their student loans, Samantha's poetry captures the voice of young people everywhere who know that your 20s can sometimes be the exact opposite of "the best years of your life."

Hipster Animals

Author: Dyna Moe
Publisher:
ISBN: 160774791X
Format: PDF
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An illustrated pocket guide to the hip characters populating "cool neighborhoods" across America, modeled on a bird watcher's field guide. Based on the author's popular Tumblr of the same name, Hipster Animals will help readers identify such urban wildlife as "city boy BBQ pitmaster," "spazzy puckish crush girl," "pho authenticity police," and "dandy mixologist." The stylized illustrations of each of the 80 "hipster animal" types are hilariously rendered as actual animals in human clothes, and pithy accompanying text details these creatures' identifying characteristics, habitats, diets, and "calls." Including supplementary activities and essays (such as a feature on decoding the signals of different hipster species' mating rituals), this parody reference guide provides a snarky glimpse into the foreign--yet all too familiar--world of the trendsetters among us.

Hot Guys and Baby Animals

Author: Audrey Khuner
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449411843
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Are you sick and tired of studly male models showing off their perfectly sculpted muscles? Have you had enough of cuddly baby animals flaunting their perfect newborn fuzzy cuteness? We didn't think so. Shirtless guys and puppy dog eyes take over with this collection of Hot Guys and Baby Animals by Audrey Khuner and Carolyn Newman. Hot Guys and Baby Animals features photos of gorgeous guys and their fuzzy friends, along with tongue-in-cheek captions detailing the likes and dislikes of each guy and baby animal. Let the "ohs" and "ahs" begin as male models play with puppies, snuggle kittens, nuzzle lambs, and even coo at a few chicks (baby chickens, that is). Perhaps the Sundance Channel says it best in its review of the California calendar that started it all: "Hot guys + baby animals = genius."

Juniper The Happiest Fox

Author: Jessika Coker
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452167699
Format: PDF, Kindle
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With millions of followers on Instagram, Juniper the fox is the internet's cutest pet! Juniper's adorable snaggletooth smile and fun-loving personality are vibrantly captured in this heartwarming book. With gorgeous photos, a charming narrative about Juniper's life, and a behind-the-scenes look at what it's like to live with a fox, this book will capture the heart of any animal lover. Juniper's story chronicles her adoption and real-life Fox and the Hound relationship with a dog named Moose as well as the hilarious shenanigans she regularly gets herself into—including adapting to her new companion Fig, a younger fox who was rescued from a fur farm. Readers will also get a look at the thing Juniper is best known for: she paints with her paws! Juniper's paw paintings sell out instantly on her website, and readers will delight in learning more about her artistic adventures. With her signature grin, Juniper reminds us that there is always something to be happy about; you just have to know where to look.