I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

Author: Tucker Max
Publisher: Citadel
ISBN: 0806535938
Format: PDF, ePub
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My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. --from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?" "Thank you, thank you, thank you--for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say 'screw the system' and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, 'What Would Tucker Do?'--and I do it, and I am a better man for it." "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I'll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You're an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you." "You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell Movie Tie In

Author: Tucker Max
Publisher: Citadel Press
ISBN: 080653236X
Format: PDF, ePub
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The Book That Inspired The Movie My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. --from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I'll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You're an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you." Now with 16 Pages of Photos and a New Introduction

Hilarity Ensues

Author: Tucker Max
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1451669054
Format: PDF
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The New York Times bestselling author of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First delivers a new collection of thirty 100% true, 100% exclusive stories of comically perverse excess. Another installment in Tucker Max’s series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, “My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole,” and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here. But as you should expect from Tucker by now, he is going out with a bang—literally and figuratively. In this book, you’ll learn: * How to live and work in Cancun, while still enrolled in Law School * Why Halloween is really awesome * How to subtly torture a highstrung roommate until he explodes with furious anger over a misplaced condiment * What really happened when a dirty pageant girl tried to sue Tucker because he told the truth * Why you should never accept a homemade treat from a hippie with a van As we’ve come to learn from Tucker, assholes do finish first...but everything comes with a price.

Und in der H lle mach ich weiter

Author: Tucker Max
Publisher: Riva Verlag
ISBN: 3864130409
Format: PDF, Mobi
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Er reißt auf und legt flach wie ein Weltmeister und trinkt gerne mal zehn Bier zu viel: Tucker Max, geboren 1976 und im Internet längst eine Kultfigur. Aus einer Wette ging 2002 seine Homepage hervor, die interessierten Damen die Gelegenheit bot, sich per Bewerbungsformular um ein Date mit ihm zu bemühen. Sechs Jahre und geschätzte 300 Frauen später gibt der selbstbewusste Womanizer die verrücktesten, heißesten, aber auch fiesesten Geschichten aus seinem bewegten Leben zum Besten. Für die einen ein Held, für die anderen eine Hassfigur - Tucker Max provoziert und lässt sich weder von Journalisten noch von Verflossenen, die juristisch gegen ihn vorgehen, ans Bein pinkeln: "Ich bin ein Arschloch. Ich betrinke mich bei völlig unpassenden Gelegenheiten, missachte soziale Normen, ... schlafe mit mehr Frauen, als vernünftig ist, und verhalte mich stets wie ein verrückt gewordener Schwachkopf. Aber ich leiste auf eine sehr wichtige Art und Weise doch meinen Beitrag zum Wohle der Menschheit: Ich teile meine Abenteuer mit dem Rest der Welt."

J ger der Verdammten

Author: Cynthia Eden
Publisher: Heyne Verlag
ISBN: 3641067308
Format: PDF, ePub
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Lockruf der Nacht Die nächtliche Stadt ist das Revier von Sandra Daniels. Es gibt nichts, was der unerschrockenen Jägerin dort draußen Angst machen könnte. Im Gegenteil: Die Geschöpfe der Finsternis vermeiden es tunlichst, ihren Weg zu kreuzen. Bis ein alter und ungeheuer mächtiger Vampir in ihrem District auftaucht und sie in Atem hält. Und der mysteriöse Simon Chase, der Sandra wie ein Schatten folgt, macht es ihr auch nicht gerade einfacher. Keinen Augenblick kann sie ihm widerstehen – obgleich sie ahnt, dass er ein dunkles Geheimnis vor ihr verbirgt ...

Assholes Finish First

Author: Tucker Max
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1439198691
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
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Presents a new collection of alcohol-induced "fratire" adventures in hedonism that convey the author's experiences of being intoxicated at inappropriate times, seducing a large number of women, and otherwise living in complete disregard of social norms.

Noch weniger Sex und ich w re ein Pandab r

Author: Justin Halpern
Publisher: Manhattan
ISBN: 3641095115
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Das lustigste Buch des Jahres – nie war kein Sex so umwerfend komisch Als Justin Halpern beschließt, seiner Freundin einen Heiratsantrag zu machen, gibt ihm sein Vater den Rat, einen Tag über diese Entscheidung nachzudenken. Und so lässt Justin seine Annäherungsversuche an das andere Geschlecht Revue passieren. Es ist eine Geschichte voller Missverständnisse und spektakulärer Niederlagen. Von ersten missglückten Flirtversuchen in der Grundschule über die verwirrende Zeit des Heranwachsens, die verzweifelten Versuche, endlich seine Unschuld zu verlieren, bis zu dem Tag, an dem er seiner großen Liebe begegnet – und sie durch seine Unbeholfenheit fast wieder verliert. Ein hinreißend komisches und absolut ehrliches Buch über das Leben und die Liebe, gespickt mit den aufmunternden Ratschlägen von Justins Vater Sam.

Sloppy Seconds

Author: Tucker Max
Publisher: Blue Heeler Books
ISBN: 1619610019
Format: PDF, Docs
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Tucker Max's books-I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Assholes Finish First, and Hilarity Ensues-are a uniquely engaging trilogy composed of his best, craziest stories. They've sold millions of copies to fans all over the world. Their success has meant his success. As a thank you to those who have loved the stories and supported him for so long, Tucker has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time, culled out what you might call the "best of the rest," and arranged it here, in Sloppy Seconds, like a book version of Deleted Scenes. Unlike most deleted scenes, however, these don't suck. So enjoy.