Magnificent Bastard

Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
ISBN: 1940848652
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“Magnificently hot, and wonderfully written! Who needs Prince Charming when you can have a magnificent bastard! This book is a definite MUST READ!" -5 STARS from Beneath the Covers Blog F*ck Prince Charming. Sometimes, you need a Magnificent Bastard. Face it, ladies: love sucks and then you cry…while your ex rides off into the sunset banging your best friend. But why let a break-up end in tears when it can end with sweet revenge? Enter Magnificent Bastard Consulting and me, chief executive bastard. I’ve got it all—looks, brains, a heart of gold, and the killer instinct guaran-damn-teed to make your ex regret the day he said goodbye. With the help of my virtual assistant, I’ve built an empire giving broken-hearted women the vengeance they deserve, while keeping myself far from the front lines of the heart. Life is a bowl of cherries, until my virtual assistant shows up on my real doorstep for the first time, begging for a Magnificent Bastard intervention of her own. Damn… She’s a bona fide sex kitten. I pride myself on being a true pro, but pretending to be her lover soon leads to giving it to her good, hard, fast, and up against the wall. And somewhere between getting balls deep in my sweet and sexy assistant and watching her ex beg for a second chance, I break every last one of my damn rules—professional and personal. So what’s my next move? Fight for the girl who makes me want to get up on a white horse and ride to her rescue, or stay a Magnificent Bastard to the end? Warning: MAGNIFICENT BASTARD is a stand-alone erotic romance told from the hero’s point of view. No cliffhanger. Lots of dirty talk. "Quite frankly, this is one giant, perfectly executed bookgasm! It's what book dreams are made of. Scorching hot and laugh-out-loud funny, this book has it all...in spades!" -Adriana Locke, USA Today Bestselling Author "Sebastian is a magnificent hero! This is a true romantic comedy with the perfect mix of heat, romance, and hilarity!" - NYT Bestselling Author Lauren Blakely

Incredible You

Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
ISBN: 1940848695
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From the USA Today Bestselling author of Magnificent Bastard comes a sexy, flirty, dirty standalone…on ice. They say Jake “The Dragon” Falcone earned his nickname by setting fire to the ice his first season in the NHL. But just between us ladies, I’m pretty sure he earned it for the dragon in his pants. From my first hug as his fake girlfriend, it’s clear he’s packing below the belt. After a few fake dates I realize he’s packing…everywhere. Heart, brains, sex-vibe, a killer sense of humor—Jake is everything I’ve ever wanted in a man. He’s also my client and OFF LIMITS. Oh, and he has a crazy ex who's out for my blood. I should steer clear, and I would, if my dragon weren’t so completely incredible… *** The name sounded like a joke. Who in his right mind wants a “Miraculous Mess” running damage control on his f*cked up love life? But by the time I leave her apartment on day one, I’m hooked on this sexy blonde. I want all of her, from the smart mouth that makes me smile to the wounded heart I know I can heal. But can a Madison Avenue princess and a man from the wrong side of the tracks live happily ever after? Warning: Incredible You is a standalone romantic comedy told from both the hero and heroine's point of view.

Spectacular Rascal

Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781535456333
Format: PDF, Kindle
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..".hot, sexy AND funny! This book cracked me up!" -NYT Bestseller Lauren Blakely "Witty, flirty, and oh so dirty! The chemistry...is red-hot! " -Bestseller Lacey Black When you've been screwed over by Mr. Wrong, let a Spectacular Rascal show you how good it feels to be bad. You know the smooth, successful New York businessman type? Well, I'm the other guy-the one you don't bring home to mama. The tattooed, rough-around-the-edges, 100% primal badass. As the resident bad boy of Magnificent Bastard Consulting, I've got what it takes to make sure your dangerous dick of an ex thinks twice before he knocks on your door again. Or I thought I did, until I meet my latest client... Now my wild, sexy, one-that-got-away is looking up at me with her big green eyes, daring me to take on an ex as dick-ish and dangerous as hers. But all I want to do is take her-again and again. Soon Cat and I are setting sex marathon records and medaling in the orgasm Olympics, all while staying one step ahead of her former Mr. Wrong. Everything is golden, except for the fact that I'm falling hard for this woman and all she wants is more of Curved for her Pleasure (trust me, the nickname fits). Now I have to prove to Cat that I'm nothing like the dangerous man she's left behind, and do it all before our time runs out. Considering her ex is with the mob, if we're not careful, that could be sooner than either one of us thinks... Warning: SPECTACULAR RASCAL is a sexy, standalone romantic comedy told from the hero's point of view. No cliffhanger. Lots of dirty talk.

Meant for You

Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
ISBN:
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What if there was one man—one gorgeous, brilliant, sexy as hell man—who was meant for you? Yeah, well, there isn’t. Love is a hard slog up a snowy mountain infested with rabid cougars, and meant-to-be love is just a lie. I learned that the hard way when all my romantic dreams went up in smoke, and the boy I loved walked away without looking back. Or so I thought… *** Seven years ago Fate ripped me away from the only girl I’ve ever loved. Now Addie and I are snowed in at a romantic mountain lodge, drinking cocoa around the Valentine’s Day tree, and there’s no way I’m going to let her slip away from me again. One way or another, I’ll prove to Adeline that we belong together. She might not believe in love, but I do, and I’m going to use every sexy, wicked weapon at my disposal to convince my girl we’re meant to be. The best part of trying to win the one who got away? I know exactly what makes her laugh, what makes her melt, and what makes her squirm… MEANT FOR YOU is a sexy, swoony, true love conquers all Standalone romantic comedy.

Hot as Puck

Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
ISBN:
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The NHL's biggest bad boy is about to fall for the virgin next door… I am the world’s biggest dating failure. We’re talking my last date went home with our waitress kind of failure. But I have an ace in the back pocket of my mom jeans—my sexy-as-sin best friend, NHL superstar forward, Justin Cruise. Justin owes me favors dating back to seventh grade, long before he became a hotshot with a world famous…stick. So in return for my undying platonic loyalty, all I want is an easy-peasy crash course on how to be a sex goddess. How hard can it be? *** I have never been so hard in my life. The things I want to do to my sweet, kindergarten-teaching, mitten-crocheting best friend Libby Collins are ten different kinds of wrong. Maybe twenty. But I’m a firm believer in teaching by example, and by the end of our first lesson, we’ve graduated to a hands on approach to her sexual education: my hands all over her, her hands all over me, and her hot mouth melting beneath mine as I prove to her there isn’t a damned thing wrong with the way she kisses. Give me a month, and I’ll transform Libby from wall flower to wall banger, and ensure she’s confident enough to seduce any guy she wants. Problem is… the only guy I want her seducing is me. Hot as Puck is a sexy, flirty, friends-to-lovers Standalone romantic comedy from USA Today Bestseller Lili Valente.

A Love so Deadly

Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
ISBN:
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Warning: This book will give it to you hard and fast. Once you start, don’t even think about stopping. Caitlin is everything I never knew I needed. But I’m not just bad for her—I’m toxic. If I stay, I’ll destroy her, but I can’t keep my hands to myself. I keep reaching for the only good thing left in the world, but I don’t know how much longer I can hold on. Especially when a monster lurks in the darkness, waiting for me to drop my guard so he can take what’s mine. Take her, lock her up, and play those ugly games I know he’s played before. What once was dangerous is turning deadly, and only the devil knows if either Caitlin or I will make it out alive. Alert: A Love So Deadly is a full-length novel and book two in a continuing story. It should be read after A Love So Dangerous.

A Love so Dangerous

Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
ISBN:
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Warning: This is one dark, dangerous, dirty-talking, adrenaline-fueled thrill ride. Are you ready? I’ve got a big c*ck, a bigger bank account, and zero interest in Happily Ever After. I just want to feel alive, to look into a woman’s eyes and see something that’s going to keep my mind off all the shit I refuse to think about for an hour or two. And then I meet her, a good girl with a body made for sin and ugly problems only a bad man can fix. A bad man like me… Gabe Alexander is the devil. Or an angel. He’s a criminal hiding behind a million dollar pedigree, but he also saved my life and my family. He’s the worst kind of bad news, but every time he touches me, and whispers filthy, beautiful things in my ear, all I want is more. More of his kiss, his touch, and the dangerous, seductive things he makes me feel. I don’t want to go bad, but the man makes it feel so damned good… Warning Part the Second: A Love So Dangerous is the first in a three part series. It is a full-length novel that ends in a cliffhanger. It was formerly published as One Wild Night and This Wicked Rush by Jessie Evans. Praise for the To the Bone series: "A steamy, high-octane love story that will have you wondering how far you'd go if you stopped playing by the rules." –NYT Bestseller Lauren Blakely "WOW, just WOW! I'm screaming...right now because I need the next book, like yesterday...I am truly blown away." -Romance Readers Retreat Blog “Well written with a heart breaking story, adorable and irresistible characters…the kind of books you do not forget and keep a paperback of, to re-read time after time!!!! I was crying like a baby or smiling like a lunatic!!!” –Moon Reviews “I loved it and you will too. I read the series twice in record time. I’m still thinking of it weeks later…[Lili Valente] is a story teller we romantics dream of.” -Books and Beyond Fifty Shades

Run With Me

Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
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Warning: A red hot, gut-wrenching, rip-your-heart out read. When you’re going through hell… Run. When I met Samantha Collins, I was a juvenile delinquent on the road to being a violent piece of shit like the rest of the men in my family. But falling for Sam changed all that. Loving Sam is what I’m good at, what I’m made for. Nothing matters the way she matters. So when she wants to run away with me for the summer, I don’t hesitate. Who wouldn’t want to spend three months on a sexy adventure with his favorite person? But soon it hits me—Sam isn’t running away with me. She’s running from something else, something dark and ugly that will rip our world apart. CLIFFHANGER ALERT: Run With Me is a full-length novel that ends in a cliffhanger. Fight for You, Book Two, the conclusion to Danny and Sam’s story, is available now.

A Love so Deep

Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
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Warning: Hold on tight for the red hot, adrenaline fueled conclusion to the To the Bone series. What we have is sacred, a bond forged by pain and pleasure, suffering and passion, and Gabe is right—nothing will tear us apart again. This is forever, for keeps, for the rest of our lives, no matter what the future holds. We just have to outsmart the powerful people determined to keep us apart. I’m prepared to fight our enemies, but I’m not prepared for him. For a monster wearing a friendly face, or the nightmare he’s determined to unleash. They say it’s better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. I say—over my dead body. They’ll have to pry forever out of my cold, dead hands. A Love So Deep is the final book in the To the Bone series.