Mom Life a Snarky Adult Coloring Book

Author: Papeterie Bleu Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533270771
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
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REGULAR LIST PRICE $12.99 2016 GIFT IDEAS: ADULT COLORING BOOKS > HUMOROUS #Momlife is the best life! It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. Happy Coloring! Product Details: Premium matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60# paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065 Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759 Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578 Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500

Mom Life

Author: Papeterie Bleu
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781945888007
Format: PDF, Mobi
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It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. #Momlife is the best life! Happy Coloring!

The Gift of Motherhood

Author: Farah Hattab
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781773022154
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Variety of Illustrations including collages of cute baby items, different nursery room themes, florals, architecture and more. Great entertainment when you are too tired (or too heavy) to move. Just sit, relax and color these illustrations that will remind you the beauty and gift of being a mother. Keep it in your purse during those long waiting periods at the doctor's office or on your nightstand and do some colouring as a quiet and therapeutic activity before bed. Coloring will keep you entertained when you feel too tired or heavy to move as you carry your baby bump! This book will help you unwind during those nights you are stuck at home while the kids are asleep. Being pregnant and/or a mother of young children can be a very joyful, but also a stressful time, in a woman's life. The baby and toddler themed illustrations in this book will help you de-stress as you color and remind yourself about the beauty and gift of motherhood.

Moms Who Drink and Swear

Author: Nicole Knepper
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 110165094X
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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If you feel like your kids are killing you, you’ve come to the right place. Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you’ve had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It’s not that she doesn’t love her kids. It’s that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those wild little beasts. Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.

Love You Mom The Gift of Coloring

Author: Christina Rose
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781910771440
Format: PDF
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Love You Mom: The Gift Of Coloring The perfect anti-stress coloring book for moms Give your mom the gift of relaxation with this inspiring anti-stress adult coloring book. Promoting relaxation the beautifully detailed black and white illustrations will guide her through a journey of de-stressing art therapy, while the inspiring quotes celebrating motherhood will remind her just how important she is to you. This lovely gift will take your mom's free time into a new and thoughtful dimension. Each of the individual drawings is specially printed on a single page with the reverse left blank so they can be cut out and kept to create a picture perfect for framing or displaying. Whether she already enjoys coloring or hasn't picked up a pencil since she was a child, she wil lfind something here to love. You may also enjoy: "Love You Dad: The Gift Of Coloring" "Love You Grandma: The Gift Of Coloring" "Love You Grandad: The Gift Of Coloring" "Love You Friend: The Gift Of Coloring"

An Adult Coloring Book a Coloring Book for Mom

Author: K. Shimmield
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781522740476
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Join me in the 'World of Mom' This book is a homage to the life of a Mom in the guise of an adult coloring meditative book. Take a stroll through the existence of the average Mom with these detailed, factual yet funny illustrations. Make each drawing your own by coloring in the patterns, or if the page is too close to home and stirs feelings of frustration or desperation then just grab that red crayon and with all the force you can muster obliterate it from existence. In fact, grab a nice glass of your favorite wine and a black permanent marker and through your laughter or possibly tears, annihilate each page with deep abandon. Trust me, you'll feel lighter, calmer and be a better mom for it. As Moms we don't have total control over much of how our day progresses. We can't always find that missing shoe or locate that 'perfect' matching sock, even if we do it's most likely not going to be the one your child wanted anyway. So sit back and take a few minutes each day to color in your page of choice, as this is the one thing you can control. Enjoy: ) (The information contained in the pages of this book are not intended nor implied to be a substitute for professional mom advice, it is provided for sanity saving purposes only. The reader and colorer of this book assumes full responsibility for how they choose to use this activity. Always seek the advice of your counselor, best friend or other qualified healthcare provider before starting any new treatment designed to keep you from loosing what's left of your mind. Nothing contained in these pages is intended to be used for medical diagnosis or treatment. But extreme laughter and quite possibly a condition called 'silliness' may result in the use of this product.)

Soccer Mom

Author: Heather Porazzo
Publisher: La Perle Press LLC
ISBN: 9780998752204
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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You signed your children up for soccer, and your life has never been the same. Soccer Mom: A Humorous Adult Coloring Book For Relaxation and Stress Relief has 55+ images ranging in design complexity to fit every skill level. There are no "offsides" in this book, so feel free to color outside the lines as you unleash your creativity. Parenthood is messy. Soccer Mom life is downright muddy. But whether you're waiting in the car for practice to end or you're at the gym or field, you deserve a chance to unwind, de-stress, and let your creative side play, too Every page is your personal mini-mental vacation from the hectic schedule you balance, in heels. So grab your favorite coloring tools and color in all the shades of Soccer Mom life This Humorous Coloring Book for Grown-Ups Includes Images Of: Flowers, Animals, Nature, Soccer Gear, Soccer Field and Soccer Life Scenes, Goalkeeper, Goalie Moms, Carpools and Road Trips, People, Patterns, Inspirational and Encouraging Words, and Laugh-Out-Loud Sarcastic and Funny Commentary About Motherhood. The best soccer mom book for busy moms who deserve a time to relax, laugh at the wild ride parenthood provides, and have fun

Together

Author: Stacie Bloomfield
Publisher: Paige Tate Select
ISBN: 9781944515355
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Stacie Bloomfield, illustrator behind the popular children's brand Gingiber, brings her adorable animal illustrations to the world of coloring! These illustrations are sweet enough for children but smart enough for adults, and the book contains one coloring page for you and one coloring page for your child! Finally, a beautiful AND fun coloring book that you and your child can do together. Go on an adventure right in your living room! Dive into the ocean with charming whales and adorable narwhals! Explore the outdoors with lovable foxes, deer, and bears! Hit the safari with enchanting giraffes and elephants and so many more adorable creatures. With one page for you and one page for your child, you can sit side-by-side and create magic together. There are 26 illustrations for moms and 26 illustrations for kids, printed on high quality premium paper with perforations. Every 8x10 page is removable, making coloring together easy, and your finished creations easy to frame! This is truly a book that you and your child will love. Together.

Everything Is Mama

Author: Jimmy Fallon
Publisher: Feiwel & Friends
ISBN: 1250193141
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Everything is . . . MAMA! Jimmy Fallon, one of the most popular entertainers in the world and NBC's Tonight Show host, was on a mission with his first children's book to have every baby's first word be DADA. And it worked! A lot of babies' first words were DADA. However, everything after that was MAMA. So take a lighthearted look at the world from your baby's point of view as different animals try to teach their children that there are other words in addition to MAMA for familiar objects and activities.

Nurse Life

Author: Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781945888021
Format: PDF, ePub
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Nurses, you truly are angels in disguise. In the most trying times and stressful circumstances, you are compassionate, kind, wise, and patient beyond measure. But let's be real. All that self-sacrifice must give you daydreams of hijacking some gurneys and pushing each other straight to Mexico for vacation. Well, put back the gurneys and pick up this Coloring Book for Grown-Ups instead! With each page you color, feel the exhaustion and stress melt away like so many ocean waves and margaritas.