Mom Life a Snarky Adult Coloring Book

Author: Papeterie Bleu Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533270771
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
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REGULAR LIST PRICE $12.99 2016 GIFT IDEAS: ADULT COLORING BOOKS > HUMOROUS #Momlife is the best life! It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. Happy Coloring! Product Details: Premium matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60# paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065 Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759 Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578 Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500

Mom Life

Author: Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781530774975
Format: PDF, ePub
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It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. #Momlife is the best life! Happy Coloring! Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care Other Information: Best Sellers Adult Coloring Books: The Secret Garden by Johanna Basford Lost Ocean by Johanna Basford Magical Jungle by Johanna Basford Enchanted Forest by Johanna Basford Calm the F Down by Sara O'hara Creative Haven Owls Coloring Book by Creative Haven Creative Haven Creative Cats Coloring Book by Dover Sweary Coloring Book Bestselling Top 100 Amazon Books: Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by J.K. Rowling The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up by Marie Kondo First 100 Words by Roger Priddy To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee Go Set a Watchman by Harper Lee When Breath Becomes Air by Paul Kalanithi Me Before You by Jojo Moyes Adult Coloring Books by Coloring Books for Adults The Whole30 by Melissa Hartwig How to Win Friends & Influence People by Dale Carnegie 10-Day Green Smoothie Cleanse by JJ Smith Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott The 5 Love Languages by Gary D Chapman Adult Coloring Book by Blue Star Coloring The Going-To-Bed Book by Sandra Boynton Pretty Happy by Kate Hudson Harry Potter Coloring Book by Scholastic If you like these books, you will love Mom Life: Moms on Call Toddlers are Aholes Go the F to Sleep What to Expect When You're Expecting

The Gift of Motherhood

Author: Farah Hattab
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781773022154
Format: PDF, Mobi
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Variety of Illustrations including collages of cute baby items, different nursery room themes, florals, architecture and more. Great entertainment when you are too tired (or too heavy) to move. Just sit, relax and color these illustrations that will remind you the beauty and gift of being a mother. Keep it in your purse during those long waiting periods at the doctor's office or on your nightstand and do some colouring as a quiet and therapeutic activity before bed. Coloring will keep you entertained when you feel too tired or heavy to move as you carry your baby bump! This book will help you unwind during those nights you are stuck at home while the kids are asleep. Being pregnant and/or a mother of young children can be a very joyful, but also a stressful time, in a woman's life. The baby and toddler themed illustrations in this book will help you de-stress as you color and remind yourself about the beauty and gift of motherhood.

Nurse Life

Author: Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781945888021
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
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Nurses, you truly are angels in disguise. In the most trying times and stressful circumstances, you are compassionate, kind, wise, and patient beyond measure. But let's be real. All that self-sacrifice must give you daydreams of hijacking some gurneys and pushing each other straight to Mexico for vacation. Well, put back the gurneys and pick up this Coloring Book for Grown-Ups instead! With each page you color, feel the exhaustion and stress melt away like so many ocean waves and margaritas.

Mom World a Funny Adult Coloring Book

Author: Oh No Oh No Coloring Books
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781981727872
Format: PDF, Mobi
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The Perfect Gift for Any Mom! From pregnancy and toddlers to tweens and teens, Motherhood is one heck of a ride! Moms don't have a lot of downtime, so they need relaxation when it's available. Mom World is the perfect and funny gift for expectant mothers, new moms and for those whose kids are leaving the nest. From sassy comments to situations that only mothers will understand, this book has it all! So, Mom, grab a glass of wine, some coloring tools, and take some me-time with a book that will have you rolling on the floor! Perfect for Baby Showers, Mother's Day, Holidays, Birthday, or just a surprise for any mother! Each coloring design is printed on a separate, thick page. Perfect for colored pencils, pens, crayons, markers, or any other coloring device. Book size is 8.5 X 11".

Congrats on Your New Baby

Author: Penelope Pewter
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781540715135
Format: PDF, Kindle
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RELAXING ADULT Colouring FOR PREGNANCY | GREAT BABY SHOWER GIFT Are you with child? Are you looking for cool ways to reduce anxiety and relax? Did you love colouring as a child? Then you need the Congrats On Your New Baby adult colouring book with inspirational quotes for new and expecting moms! This book is a must have for any baby shower gift registry. This beautiful colouring book for adults is a great answer to helpprovide relaxation and relieve stress to expecting and new mothers. This book contains colouring designs with plenty of detail and beautiful compositions accompanied with inspirational quotes about motherhood. Let each design help guide you through a journey of tranquility and bliss. Use Ink or Pens Feel free to use fine-tipped ink markers, colour pencils, and pens. Single Sided Pages With One Design Per Page The opposite page for each drawing has been left blank to help prevent issues with bleed-through with ink pens. If you're not expecting but looking for a baby gift, you may have just found the best baby shower gift known to womankind. Of all of the possible baby shower gift ideas, what could be better than a stress reducing, inspiration providing, smile generating colouring book specifically made for expecting and new mothers? Who better to benefit from the anti-stress therapeutic effects gained from adult colouring pages than expecting and new moms? This book is perfect for: Attaining a state of relaxation and calm during the stress and anxiety filled moments leading up to birth Dealing with nervousness an anxiety and while waiting at the doctor's office (or times you spend waiting) Providing the right mindset to allow new mothers to get much needed rest and relaxation Reducing the effects of mommy brain by enhancing focus and concentration Providing a therapeutic art release to reduce anxiety and unpleasantness that may result from a strenuous or childbirth The Perfect Baby Shower Gift Give the gift of peace and tranquility. Buy Now, and Begin Your Enjoy Hours of Relaxing Colouring. Reduce Your Anxiety Levels During Pregnancy with This Beautiful Adult Colouring Book! Click the Buy button at the top of the page to begin.

Moms Who Drink and Swear

Author: Nicole Knepper
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 110165094X
Format: PDF, Docs
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If you feel like your kids are killing you, you’ve come to the right place. Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you’ve had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It’s not that she doesn’t love her kids. It’s that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those wild little beasts. Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.

The Big Fat Activity Book for Pregnant People

Author: Jordan Reid
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0735213682
Format: PDF, Kindle
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"Funny as hell."--Amy Morrison, founder of Pregnant Chicken The ultimate must-have for any mom-to-be with a sense of humor: an irreverent, laugh-out-loud activity book filled with quizzes, mazes, fill-in-the-blanks, journaling pages, and hysterical musings on what pregnancy is really like. Baby shower gifts don't get more perfect than this. · Word finds: Sorry, Nope (all the stuff you're not allowed to have anymore); Bad Baby Names (Murl, anyone?) · Mazes: Make it from Your Desk to the Bathroom Without Throwing Up · Lists: How to Register Without Crying; Things Every OB on the Planet Has Been Asked by Newly Pregnant Women · Journaling: Yoga Teachers (Also Your Mom Friends, Your Parents, People on Facebook, All Articles, and Everyone You Meet) Want to Tell You How to Give Birth, But You Don't Have to Listen · Quizzes: Which $1500 Stroller is Different? "Comfort, solidarity, entertainment, and maybe even total life enlightenment."--Lauren Smith Brody, founder of The Fifth Trimester

Experimenting with Babies

Author: Shaun Gallagher
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101599693
Format: PDF, Mobi
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Babies can be a joy—and hard work. Now, they can also be a 50-in-1 science project kit! This fascinating and hands-on guide shows you how to re-create landmark scientific studies on cognitive, motor, language, and behavioral development—using your own bundle of joy as the research subject. Simple, engaging, and fun for both baby and parent, each project sheds light on how your baby is acquiring new skills—everything from recognizing faces, voices, and shapes to understanding new words, learning to walk, and even distinguishing between right and wrong. Whether your little research subject is a newborn, a few months old, or a toddler, these simple, surprising projects will help you see the world through your baby’s eyes—and discover ways to strengthen newly acquired skills during your everyday interactions.