Mom Life

Author: Papeterie Bleu
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781945888007
Format: PDF, Kindle
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It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. #Momlife is the best life! Happy Coloring!

Mom Life a Snarky Adult Coloring Book

Author: Papeterie Bleu Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533270771
Format: PDF, ePub
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REGULAR LIST PRICE $12.99 2016 GIFT IDEAS: ADULT COLORING BOOKS > HUMOROUS #Momlife is the best life! It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. Happy Coloring! Product Details: Premium matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60# paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065 Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759 Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578 Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500

The Gift of Motherhood

Author: Farah Hattab
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781773022154
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
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Variety of Illustrations including collages of cute baby items, different nursery room themes, florals, architecture and more. Great entertainment when you are too tired (or too heavy) to move. Just sit, relax and color these illustrations that will remind you the beauty and gift of being a mother. Keep it in your purse during those long waiting periods at the doctor's office or on your nightstand and do some colouring as a quiet and therapeutic activity before bed. Coloring will keep you entertained when you feel too tired or heavy to move as you carry your baby bump! This book will help you unwind during those nights you are stuck at home while the kids are asleep. Being pregnant and/or a mother of young children can be a very joyful, but also a stressful time, in a woman's life. The baby and toddler themed illustrations in this book will help you de-stress as you color and remind yourself about the beauty and gift of motherhood.

Hugs for New Moms

Author: Stephanie Howard
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1416533524
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
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Hugs for New Moms is a timeless treasure of stories that will serve to inspire and encourage the hearts of those who have had or are going to have a baby. Every thought expressed in this book is designed to celebrate the most wonderful occasion in a woman's life. The thrill and joy of being a new mom is never forgotten. Make a memory with this Hugs book that will reside in the heart for years to come.

New Moms Need New Swear Words

Author: J. D. Clean JD Clean Swears Coloring
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781534871915
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Stress relieving coloring book full of HILARIOUS alternative swear words!! Trying not to curse in front of your children isn't easy! This awesome new coloring book gives alternative swear words for you to use that won't upset the kids!

Worlds Okayest Mum

Author: Coloring Coloring Crew
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781983745829
Format: PDF, Mobi
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Looking for funny mum gifts? Well you've found one! Funny cheap gift ideas for mums are hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this mum coloring book! Way more interesting than a pair of socks or a t-shirt. This hilarious coloring book for grown ups will create plenty of laughs all round. If you are looking for funny gifts for mums then you have come to the right place. No only is this adult coloring book an absolute bargain, the hilarious quotes in this mum gift idea are bound to bring a big smile to your Mum's face! When we were thinking about what mum gifts we should make, we thought the best way to show the worlds okayest mum how you feel about them is to put together a list of the worlds okayest compliments in the form of an adult coloring book. Yes these compliments may not be ideal (just like your mum) but they are definitely funny. We know how hard it can be to find gifts for mums, so we hope we have made life easier for you!

Love You Mum

Author: Christina Rose
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781909855793
Format: PDF, Mobi
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The Perfect Gift For Mothers Any Time Of The Year. Love You Mum: Doodle & Dream A beautiful and inspiring adult colouring book for mums everywhere. Give your mum the gift of relaxation with this inspiring colouring book. Beautifully detailed black & white illustrations will take your mum on a journey of de-stressing art therapy, while the gorgeous words & quotes celebrating motherhood will remind her just how important she is. Whether she already enjoys colouring or hasn't picked up a pencil for years she will find something here to love. Each of the 50+ individual drawings is specially printed on a single page with the reverse left blank so they can be cut out and kept to create a picture perfect for framing or displaying. Take your mum's precious free time into a new and thoughtful dimension and show her your appreciation. "You may also enjoy....." Dream Catcher: a soul bird's journey. A beautiful and inspiring colouring book for all ages.

Love You Mom The Gift of Coloring

Author: Christina Rose
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781910771440
Format: PDF, Mobi
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Love You Mom: The Gift Of Coloring The perfect anti-stress coloring book for moms Give your mom the gift of relaxation with this inspiring anti-stress adult coloring book. Promoting relaxation the beautifully detailed black and white illustrations will guide her through a journey of de-stressing art therapy, while the inspiring quotes celebrating motherhood will remind her just how important she is to you. This lovely gift will take your mom's free time into a new and thoughtful dimension. Each of the individual drawings is specially printed on a single page with the reverse left blank so they can be cut out and kept to create a picture perfect for framing or displaying. Whether she already enjoys coloring or hasn't picked up a pencil since she was a child, she wil lfind something here to love. You may also enjoy: "Love You Dad: The Gift Of Coloring" "Love You Grandma: The Gift Of Coloring" "Love You Grandad: The Gift Of Coloring" "Love You Friend: The Gift Of Coloring"

The Big Fat Activity Book for Pregnant People

Author: Jordan Reid
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0735213682
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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"Funny as hell."--Amy Morrison, founder of Pregnant Chicken The ultimate must-have for any mom-to-be with a sense of humor: an irreverent, laugh-out-loud activity book filled with quizzes, mazes, fill-in-the-blanks, journaling pages, and hysterical musings on what pregnancy is really like. Baby shower gifts don't get more perfect than this. � Word finds: Sorry, Nope (all the stuff you're not allowed to have anymore); Bad Baby Names (Murl, anyone?) � Mazes: Make it from Your Desk to the Bathroom Without Throwing Up � Lists: How to Register Without Crying; Things Every OB on the Planet Has Been Asked by Newly Pregnant Women � Journaling: Yoga Teachers (Also Your Mom Friends, Your Parents, People on Facebook, All Articles, and Everyone You Meet) Want to Tell You How to Give Birth, But You Don't Have to Listen � Quizzes: Which $1500 Stroller is Different? "Comfort, solidarity, entertainment, and maybe even total life enlightenment."--Lauren Smith Brody, founder of The Fifth Trimester

Teacher Life

Author: Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
Publisher: Papeterie Bleu
ISBN: 9781945888045
Format: PDF, Mobi
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"Teaching is the Best Contraceptive in the World." ---The Snarky Mandala You've molded play dough and minds and guided lessons and lives. You're a coach, counselor, and cape-less hero who deserves endless thanks and a starting salary of ten million dollars a year. When inspiring and shaping the future of the world gets to be too much, flip open this Coloring Book for Grown Ups for some laughs and love! #Teacherlife is the best life! Happy Coloring!