Shit Happens

Author: James Alexander
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 0753545683
Format: PDF, ePub
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Sometimes you just need to chill the fuck out. Over thirty-five new intricate and meditative zentagle designs that feature classic and delightfully unique sweary words and mantras to help you relax, calm down and let go of all your stress and anxiety. Each single-sided page includes such stress-relieving words and phrases as 'Shit Tits', 'Dumbass', 'Thunder Cunt' and 'Wanker'. Why not try before you buy? Download four free pages at swearybook.com/shithappens WARNING contains seriously colourful language!

Flowers and Shit Midnight Edition

Author: Immature Coloring
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781532841712
Format: PDF
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BUY NOW PRICE WILL GO UP! THIS IS THE MIDNIGHT/BLACKOUT VERSION OF FLOWERS AND SHIT. Use neon or bright colors to make these pages GLOW! Want some inappropriate, Sassy, Sweary glowing shit?This book is a stress reliever with fancy glowing sweary wordsThis book will deliver lots of swear words and sas ! 28 glowing Pages to color 6 Bonus glowing Mandalas 36 Total coloring pages! Some with glowing swear words Single sided 60lbs Paper suitable for most mediums! Including markers and gel pens Perfect for all the glowing swears Pages do not go to the edges of the page making it easier to color them. Pages avoid Gutter area.For optimal glowing Swearyness for your Colouring Portrait style pages What is included in the book? Alcohol references, Insults, and swears, Swear, Swear, dirty and sassy sayings Along with flowers of course! With a black background, Someone turned the lights out on this coloring book! It glows. What are the sayings included in this glowing Sweary edition of Flowers and shit? McNasty Do not ever doubt my ability to find shit out. Netflix and Chill? I look pretty and play dirty! LameAss Don't marry rich, Be rich Love Fucking Hurts Strong women Get shit done! I got heels higher than your standards Sometimes Life is too fucking complicated! If someone hates you for no reason, Give that motherfucker a reason Anus Sexy Bitch Spank me Fucking fancy I own you You're mine motherfucker I'm not a princess, I don't need saving. I'm a queen and I got this shit handled. Flowers & Shit I tried to say no to the vodka, But it's 40% stronger than me. Badassy I can't adult today Blow jobs are flowers for men! You are an asshole Just let Karma take care of that bitch for you I'm allergic to bullshit and negativity. Classy, Sassy and a bit Smart assy, Swearing is fun! Get this book and Enjoy these Swear words and funny sas wordsAdult swear word coloring bookswear word coloring book for adultssweary wordsswear word color bookStress Relieving fancy sweary wordsColoring flowers for adults

Swear Word Coloring Book

Author: Adult Coloring World
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781530292325
Format: PDF
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Get fantastic value for money with this huge Swear Word Coloring Book! The 40 expertly illustrated swearing and cursing designs in this coloring book for adults will provide hour upon hour of entertainment! Features of this Swear Word Coloring Book: Single sided coloring pages allow for the pages to be removed Suitable for markers, felt tips, gel pens, coloring pencils and more due to single sided, removable pages Professional quality designs from start to finish Blank color test pages at the back of the book Description:This swear word coloring book contains 40 single sided coloring pages. This allows you to remove each page for framing or hanging. This also helps reduce bleed through onto the other designs even if you are using markers, making this book suitable for everything from coloring pencils through to marker pens. The swear word designs contained within this fantastic book are created by one of our in house artists, each hand picked by us here at Adult Coloring World to ensure fantastic quality throughout. We know that sometimes you will buy a book after being impressed initially by an amazing design on the cover, only to be disappointed with the books contents when you open it. Well we make sure this never happens with any of our books and we can assure you that all of the designs inside are high quality from start to finish. This adult coloring book of swear words contains a wide variety of designs. This book makes a fantastic funny gift idea for your family and friends. If you know someone who likes a laugh then this will be sure to get one! If you love coloring and humor, then you are sure to love this adult coloring book too!

50 Shades Of Bullsh t

Author: Alex Fleming
Publisher:
ISBN: 9782376190004
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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- Do you have an annoying, incompetent coworker or neighbor? - Do you sometimes JUST need to relax after a long, hard day? - Have you ever heard of 50 Shades Of Grey? Let me present you 50 Shades Of Bullsh*t, a delectable adult coloring book that is about to become one of your greatest small pleasures. See this impolite coloring book as a small corner of paradise where you can come anytime to have fun, laugh and really just chill the fuck out. Irreverent as hell, this hilarious and vulgar, yet beautiful adult coloring book has been created so you can celebrate the artist within in a fun and spontaneous way. It contains humorous and gorgeous one-sided pages with designs varying from minimal to highly detailed, fitting all skill levels and making it perfect to use with your favorite coloring supplies. On your irreverent journey, you will find cute animals, leaves and abstract patterns uniquely articulated around swear words and expressions such as 'Dumbass', 'You're such a dick', and many other things you sometimes want to say but won't say in public. So find a cozy corner, pick a saucy word, grab your favorite coloring supplies and enjoy the sassy adult coloring journey. This Delectable Adult Coloring Book Features: - Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages - Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun - Includes Digital PDF Bonus Inside The Book - Link To Receive My Last Book For Free

I Hate My Ex husband Coloring Book

Author: Adult Coloring World
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781544687049
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Get fantastic value for money with this huge Sweary Divorce Coloring Book! The 40 hilarious, swear word designs in this coloring book for adults will provide hours of entertainment! Features of this Sweary Ex-Husband Coloring Book: Single sided coloring pages allow for the pages to be removed Suitable for markers, felt tips, gel pens, coloring pencils and more due to single sided, removable pages Professional quality designs from start to finish 2 Color test pages at the back of the book Breakup Coloring Book:This Sweary Ex-Husband coloring book contains 40 single sided coloring pages. This allows you to remove each page for framing or hanging. This also helps reduce bleed through onto the other designs even if you are using markers, making this book suitable for everything from coloring pencils through to marker pens. The hilarious, rude Ex-Husband designs contained within this humorous book are hand picked by us here at Adult Coloring World to ensure fantastic quality. We know that sometimes you will buy a book after being impressed initially by an amazing design on the cover, only to be disappointed with the books contents when you open it. Well we make sure this never happens with any of our books and we can assure you that all of the designs inside are high quality from start to finish. This adult coloring book contains a wide variety of designs, each complete with a very relatable, funny quote. This book makes a fantastic funny gift idea for people who have recently been through a breakup or divorce!

I Fucking Quit Color Your Resignation

Author: Abby Taylor
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781537270104
Format: PDF
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Jobs suck! Bosses suck! Coworkers suck! Customers suck! What better way to rid yourself from the employee blues than to create your own fantasy of quitting your fucking job! Ever want to punch a coworker? Fantastic! This book has just the page for you. Ever want to send flowers to your boss with a nasty "fuck you" note attached? Great! There's a page just for you. How about coloring what that teacher's pet of an employee REALLY looks like? What are you waiting for?!! Get coloring!

Shut the F ck Up and Color

Author: Cynthia Van Edwards
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781530125647
Format: PDF
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Shut the F*ck Up and Color! This is a coloring book devoted to each and every one of us and to both celebrate and chastise all the f'ing morons out there. The men and women who make your day a little bit worse. Let's collectively take a dump on the hood of their car. With each drawing we want you to do 2 things: 1. Write the name and email address of the POS (Piece of Shit) that inspired your coloring. (If you should choose to take a quick pic of your finished work and put it on Instagram, please add #CurseSwearColoringBook so we can appreciate your work!) 2. A short personal greeting from you to them. Make sure it's from the heart. In time, we shall see. But until then, show your support or contempt with your pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or lipstick! This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they're anything but. Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ. So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride! We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience. To help you bring your full art and color to life, we've left the outlines slightly gray instead of harsh black. Your ideas and the beauty you create are more important than the original designs. This is for you! MARKER NOTE: If you feel like using markers, we suggest Staedtler Triplus Fineliner marker pens. They're easy to use and are very good when it comes to bleeding issues. We've chosen a paper that we feel offers the best compromise between durability and brightness so that your ideas come to life without being encumbered by the paper.

Tool Adult Coloring Book

Author: Ivanka Lee
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781978270268
Format: PDF, Mobi
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This is work of creative art and satire (17 U.S. Code � 107)Tool is an American rock band from Los Angeles, California. Formed in 1990, the group's line-up includes drummer Danny Carey, guitarist Adam Jones, and vocalist Maynard James Keenan.Due to Tool's incorporation of visual arts and very long and complex releases, the band is generally described as a style-transcending act and part of progressive rock, psychedelic rock, and art rock.

I Hate My Ex Boyfriend

Author: Jade Summer
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781543169348
Format: PDF, Mobi
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2017 AMAZON BEST SELLER This incredible adult coloring book by best-selling artist Jade Summer is the perfect way to relieve stress and aid relaxation while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed images. Each coloring page will transport you into a world of your own while your responsibilities will seem to fade away... Use Any of Your Favorite ToolsIncluding colored pencils, pens, and fine-tipped markers. One Image Per PageEach image is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through. Display Your ArtworkYou can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 11" frame. Two Copies of Every ImageEnjoy coloring your favorite images a second time, color with a friend, or have an extra copy in case you make a mistake. This book contains 25 unique images. Includes FREE Digital VersionAs a special bonus, you can download a PDF and print your favorite images to as many times as you want. Now on SaleRegular Price: $9.99 | SAVE $4.00, 40% OFF | Limited time only. Makes the Perfect GiftSurprise that special someone in your life and make them smile. Buy two copies and enjoy coloring together. Buy Now, Start Coloring, and Relax... Scroll to the top of the page and click the buy button.