Sassy Sayings Snarky Sarcasms Saucy Swears

Author: Cristin April Frey
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781544840031
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Sassy Sayings, Snarky Sarcasms, & Saucy Swears is a collection of 30 uncensored adult coloring pages for you to relax and color with your bad-ass self. It is also a perfect gift for your foul-mouthed friends or family. These feisty favorites have been revised from the first edition and now they've been compiled into this second edition for you to enjoy while unleashing your sarcastic side. Each coloring page is one-sided so you don't have to worry about ruining the back side of your coloring pages if you use markers or other wet mediums. The book includes a color tester page, 4 bonus pages, and sample pages from Cristin's other books. There is a variety of original, completely hand-drawn designs and sayings from simple and easy to intricate and challenging for all skill levels or to suit your mood. It includes favorites such as "If It Requires Pants or a Bra, It's Not Happening Today" as well as the best seller from Cristin April's shop "And Not a Single F*ck Was Given That Day". You can preview Cristin's work, download free coloring pages, or purchase single pages at www.CristinApril.com. Adult coloring books are known to reduce stress, calm your thoughts, relieve anxiety, and even help with pain management. Coloring can be used to practice mindfulness and meditation as well as a way to relax. With these sassy and sweary sayings, it makes stress relief much more fun! If you have a bit of sass in your attitude, you will love this coloring book for grown-ups and you will surely get a giggle or two out of it. For more information on the author/artist, please visit her Patreon page at www.patreon.com/CristinApril.

Not Quite Sweary But Seriously Snarky Adult Swear Word Coloring Book

Author: Pop Art Diva
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781539466260
Format: PDF, Docs
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NO BLEEPIN' KIDDING! Here's A Not Quite SWEARY but Seriously SNARKY Adult Coloring Book for Folks who Just Can't Speak the Swear Words ... But Are Thinking Them! A Smack Speaking, Trash Talking, Insult Generating, Creative Cursing Activity Book Full of Almost Swear Words and Close To Colorful Cussing. FULL VIDEO PREVIEW AVAILABLE on my Amazon Author Page as well as at Pop Art Diva on YouTube! WHAT'S INSIDE? * 30 Beautiful, HAND DRAWN, SINGLE SIDED Coloring Pages! * 17 Vertical Images and 13 Horizontal Images. * There's even a coloring doodle on the "Book Colored by" page AND you can even color my portrait on the "About the Artist" page. * Skill levels are easy to moderately detailed. * Well defined boundaries to make it easy to "color inside the lines." * Includes Coloring Tips, Coloring Medium Charts and Medium Testing Pages! * Perfect coloring activity for when you want to cuss like a sailor but are too refined to do so. * SEND THEM OUT TO FRIENDS FOR A LAUGH or ENEMIES FOR RIOTOUS REVENGE! * FULL VIDEO PREVIEW ON Pop Art Diva's YOUTUBE Under Book's Title This is a coloring book for folks who might need to get some pent up feelings out but can't quite bring themselves to "swear in full color." Written with truly "colorful language" and illustrated with delightful detail to put a little color into your insults and dirty words. Bad mouthing has never been so beautifully silly - or fun. Get your aggressions out, grab your crayons, colored pencils or felt tip markers and speak your mind with a rainbow of almost potty mouth zingers, nasty put downs and sarcastic snipes. HERE'S A FEW OF THE ON THE EDGE OF OBSCENE OATHS INCLUDED: * There's Not Enough Vodka in the World to Erase You. * You Are So Fugly That Ugly and the F-Word had to Team Up. * If you spoke your mind you'd be speechless. * You Bombastic Ball of Bugger Butt Bile! * BLEEPIN' BOLLOCKS! * You're The Reason I'm on Valium. * You're A Flaming Flock of Folderol. * You drive me to drink. Every Freakin' Bottle in the Bar. * Sometimes I imagine you with a personality. * You're a Screaming Shovelful of Sorry Shinola. * Farkle Pecker! * You Are A Duffel Full of Donkey Drivel. * You Towering Tank of Titanic Turtle Turds! * Great Balls of Stoopid! * Don't Be A Dipwad Dooshenbag. * You Are A Perfectly Pretentious Pile Of Porcine Poo. * I don't have enough middle fingers to express my feelings for you. * Razzety Fracker * You Are A Malodorous Mountain of Mindless Muck. * Freakin' Fiddlesticks! * Swirling Crapola! * You are a Horrendous Heap of Heaving Horse Puckey. * Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one. * #[email protected]$*&%? Color yourself relieved and vindicated with these hilariously horrid but anger reducing, stress relieving and fun Coloring Pages filled with EGREGIOUS EPITHETS, RIOTOUSLY RUDE, INSULTINGLY BAD MOUTHED (Almost) PROFANE PLAYFULNESS, designed with tongue firmly in cheek and vengeance in mind by Pop Art Diva. (Go ahead, say that last paragraph 3 times after a few drinks!) Enjoy the Naughty Nastiness, COLOR AWAY YOUR ANGER and May the Expletives Be With You! Terri aka Pop Art Diva This book not really intended for children ... but then who am I to tell you how to deal with your kids? Tags: swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book

I Hate My Ex Boyfriend

Author: Jade Summer
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781543169348
Format: PDF
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2017 AMAZON BEST SELLER This incredible adult coloring book by best-selling artist Jade Summer is the perfect way to relieve stress and aid relaxation while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed images. Each coloring page will transport you into a world of your own while your responsibilities will seem to fade away... Use Any of Your Favorite ToolsIncluding colored pencils, pens, and fine-tipped markers. One Image Per PageEach image is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through. Display Your ArtworkYou can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 11" frame. Two Copies of Every ImageEnjoy coloring your favorite images a second time, color with a friend, or have an extra copy in case you make a mistake. This book contains 25 unique images. Includes FREE Digital VersionAs a special bonus, you can download a PDF and print your favorite images to as many times as you want. Now on SaleRegular Price: $9.99 | SAVE $4.00, 40% OFF | Limited time only. Makes the Perfect GiftSurprise that special someone in your life and make them smile. Buy two copies and enjoy coloring together. Buy Now, Start Coloring, and Relax... Scroll to the top of the page and click the buy button.

Make Life Your Bitch a Motivational and Inspirational Adult Coloring Book

Author: John T
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533469502
Format: PDF, Mobi
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Turn Your Stress Into Success! Turn your stress into success with this motivational and inspirational swear word adult coloring book! For fans of adult coloring books and swear word coloring books Coloring page designs are printed single-sided to prevent bleed Swear word phrases and expressions like: "Not giving a fuck is better than revenge, Trust no man fear no bitch, and You're pretty fuckin' rad keep that shit up." Makes the perfect gift or a fun coloring party Buy 'Make Life Your Bitch' now! ***NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.***

Menopausal Mania and Mayhem

Author: Cristin Frey
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781539137542
Format: PDF, Docs
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Unlike any other and the first of its kind, Menopausal Mania & Mayhem is a unique collection of 20 hand-drawn coloring pages, plus 10 bonus pages of menopausal mandalas! It is also a perfect gift for the "vintage" women in your life. Menopausal Mania & Mayhem includes a variety of original, completely hand-drawn designs and hilarious, relatable sayings. The designs range from simple and easy to intricate and challenging for all skill levels, or to suit your mood. Each coloring page is one-sided so you don't have to worry about ruining the back side of your coloring pages if you use markers or other wet mediums. Adult coloring books are known to reduce stress, calm your thoughts, relieve anxiety, and even help with pain management. It can be used to practice mindfulness and meditation as well as a way to relax. With the funny sayings, it makes stress relief much more fun! If you have a bit of sass in your attitude, you will love this coloring book for grown-ups and you will surely get a giggle or two out of it. For more information on the artist/author, please visit her website at www.CristinApril.com.

Sweary Mary and Her Friends Tell It Like It Is

Author: Swear Words Coloring Books
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781532913549
Format: PDF
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This Adult Swear Word Coloring Book features Sweary Mary and her friends words. 44 pages to color in total with 22 unique designs. 22 coloring pages show Mary and her rude friends cursing and 22 of them have blank captions so you can invent your own curse words or phrases yourself. Designed to calm you down as you relax, the book is full of laughs as you see what each lady has to say. Vintage style designs are easy to color and provide instant gratification. You will be introduced to a world of curse words that will calm you down as you color, take away the stresses of the day and relax. This book is a large size 8.52 wide x 11" in height so plenty of space to color your masterpieces. You can then carefully remove them, frame them and give them away as gifts. The possibilities are endless. It would make the ideal gift for people who love vintage or pop art designs. Click to look inside to see the vintage retro designs for yourself and order your adult swear word coloring book with sweary mary and her friends today. Tags: adult coloring books, swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult swear word coloring book, adult coloring books best sellers, coloring books for adults relaxation, artists illustrators, stress relieving patterns, coloring pages for adults, meditation, mindfulness meditation, nature mandalas coloring books for grownups, anti-stress management, Sweary Words coloring book, swear coloring book, cursing coloring book, sweary words coloring book, the sweary coloring book, sweary coloring book, swearing coloring book, swear word coloring book

The Dreams Our Stuff is Made Of

Author: Thomas M. Disch
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 0684859785
Format: PDF, Docs
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Traces the development of science fiction from the literary tales of H.G. Wells and Jules Verne into a multi-billion-dollar entertainment industry, and explores its impact on American culture.

The Art of Not Giving a Fuck

Author: Cristin April Frey
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533360304
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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A fun sweary coloring book unlike any other! The Art of Not Giving a Fuck is a unique collection of 20 uncensored adult curse word coloring pages for you to use "swearapy" and color all the f*cks you don't give! It is also a perfect gift for your foul-mouthed friends or family. Each coloring page is one-sided so you don't have to worry about ruining the back side of your coloring pages if you use markers or other wet mediums. There is a variety of original, completely hand-drawn original designs and sayings from simple and easy to intricate and challenging for all skill levels or to suit your mood. ALSO INCLUDED ARE 10 BONUS PAGES FROM HER ETSY SHOP!!! Have you ever wanted a custom message in a coloring page? Well, the artist has even included additional BONUS PAGES of her very own hand-drawn font letters for you to use to make your own personalized pages! Also included are blotter pages and a color palette practice sheet so you can test your colors before using them or practice your color blending. You can preview Cristin's work, read her reviews or buy printable PDF pages at her Etsy shop at www.CristinApril.etsy.com. Adult coloring books are known to reduce stress, calm your thoughts, relieve anxiety, and even help with pain management. It can be used to practice mindfulness and meditation as well as a way to relax. With sweary sayings, it makes stress relief much more fun! If you have a bit of sass in your attitude, you will love this coloring book for grown-ups and you will surely get a giggle or two out of it. For more information on the author/artist, please visit her website at www.CristinApril.com.

The Sweary Coloring Book for Adults

Author: Edwina Mc Namee
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781530288526
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
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50 Beautiful sweary designs Single - sided pages Sized to frame at 8.5 x 11 printed on white paper Each page varies form moderate to complex in detail some pages have a mosiac feel while other words are made from flowers, flourishes and butterflies CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN Whats inside ass assface asshat asshole assholio basic bitch bellend bitch bollocks boobs bullshit bunghole bye felicia cock wobbler cocksucker cuntface cunty bollocks damn dickhead dickwad dipshit douche nozzle fanny flaps fuckwit fuck fuckety bye fuckface fucknut fucktard fuckwad hoochie coochie minge nuzzler piss off pussy shag shit shitbag shithhead skank skittle tits slut sugar nuts sugar tits thundercunt twat waffle twat wanker

Road Wars Coloring Book

Author: Charlie Grant
Publisher: Adult Coloring Books
ISBN: 9781944575441
Format: PDF, Mobi
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40 ROAD RAGE DESIGNS TO COLOR This Adult coloring book has over 40 Everyday Road Users Swear Word patterns and provides hours of stress relief through creative expression. It features words like: "Nice signal asshole " "I'm going to fucking ram you" "NICE BLINKER FUCKFACE..". and so much More Designs range in detail and complexity from beginner to expert-level. We Celebrate 2 years of creating Original Swear words coloring books. This coloring book for adult will provides hours and hours of stress relief, mindful calm, and fun, creative expression. Release your Anger while you Color this beautiful Pages and hand them out to Those Dumbass Road Users. Join millions of adults all around the world who are rediscovering the simple relaxation and joy of coloring