Suck Less

Author: Willam Belli
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1455566217
Format: PDF
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The only lie told more often than "No, that looks totally cute on you" and "I got AIDS through oral" is "It gets better." Well, a lotta times it don't. Sometimes it just sucks less. But I promise you: where there's a Willam, there's a way. But this isn't all about me (for once). It's about you and how you can SUCK LESS at a variety of things drag queens are so much better at than the average person. I've got clap backs and life hacks and tips on classing up a simple grab-and-run lifting spree to the much more dignified act of larceny. Super-important life stuff with my own special, secret fag- swag sauce. So welcome to Willam's School of Bitchcraft and Wiggotry. Class is in session. With a foreword from Neil Patrick Harris.

Nine Day Novel Authorphobia

Author: Steve Windsor
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781514140970
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Can't take the first step in becoming an author? Afraid you'll suck at writing? Have you ever... Heard that little voice inside your head, whispering that your writing sucked? Simply felt too terrified to start writing? Had the wind knocked out of your sails-been critiqued by a "well-meaning" person and - decided that they were right and gave up? Read and read motivational books on writing only to end up more fearful afterward? Compared yourself to "successful" writers and decided that you'll never measure up? If so, congratulations! You're a writer! And I'll tell you what no other motivational mushery book about becoming an author will tell you-in the beginning... We all sucked when we first started. I'll tell you a little secret. All those authors you want to be just like? The "Stephen Kings" and the "Nora Roberts" the... The list of successful entrepreneur authors is endless. But you know what? When they started, the first sentence each one of those authors you want to be wrote ... sucked. The only difference between them and you? The successful authors overcame their fear of writing! I used to be a yearning and scared-to-death wannabe author. I'm assuming that if you're reading the book description of a book called Authorphobia, chances are high you're looking for a little bit of writer inspiration and motivation like I was-you may be having a little fear of failure about becoming a writer. But all the motivational "la la" books never spoke to my writing soul ... so I'm doing what I always do, writing a book to fill that void. The best way to overcome your fear of writing? Let me suggest that before you read another tired book that starts out with "FEAR is just False Expectations Appearing Real," you embrace the one thing that will crush your writer fear faster than anything I know-humor. Learning to Laugh Fear in the Face My goal with this book was to get down and dirty with your fears and expose the naked truth of them-show them for what they are. Common, communicable if you're not careful, controllable, and ultimately conquerable using the one thing that human beings have relied to survive dark nights in the forest of our irrational fears. Nervous, naughty, sometimes a little nasty, and necessarily sarcastic wit. This is not your grandma's writing inspiration book. At the publication of this book, there are at least a dozen "Author quote, 'authorpreneur', get over your fear, there-there Johnny or Sally, everything will be okay, hand-holding" books you could read that'll have you convinced in no time that all this author stuff is easy-peasy lemon squeezy. This ... is not one of those books. Are you ready for some reality? This book will: Help you laugh at your fear of the word "suck." Introduce you to the "Goldberg the Goalie" technique for fear-busting. Give you some of the best old-dead-author quotes you'll ever read. Show you tons of "suck-busters" to help you start writing. Poke fun at just about every sacred cow of writing I could think of. And best of all-reveal my super-secret "fear of bad reviewers" cure-all. (hint: it involves chicken blood) Sometimes an ice-cold bucket of sarcastic suck smackdown is just what the doctor ordered to shock you out of a drunken stupor of fear. Luckily, this bucket of blood of a book is so full of suck-busting smackdown that you may never be afraid to write again. If you've had enough of your sucking fear getting the best of you and you'd like to turn the tables on it once and for all, scroll up and click the BUY button at the top of this page! You have nothing to lose, but your fear of sucking writing.

Rejection Sucks

Author: Jennifer Johnson
Publisher: BookBaby
ISBN: 148352759X
Format: PDF, ePub
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When Christ hung on the cross, He suffered the most horrifying,horrendous, humiliating death that anyone could ever endure. Yet it is most interesting to note that in the midst of all of His suffering, the thing that our Lord considered to be most painful,the most dreadful, and most distasteful of all was being REJECTED. in His agony He cried- "My God,my God, why have you forsaken me". In this powerful Devotional, REJECTION SUCKS, Dr Jennifer Johnson will take you on a Forty Day Journey, teaching you in a very frank, practical, and often humorous manner how you can be set free from the "SPIRIT OF REJECTION". Through the compassion she shares from her own personal struggles with rejection, and the victory she has gained over it, Dr Johnson is uniquely equipped and qualified to passionately and effectively confront this issue. In REJECTION SUCKS you will discover: > How to identify and overcome the root causes of REJECTION > How to build a positive SELF-IMAGE and rebuild your CONFIDENCE > How to FORGIVE yourself and others and MOVE FORWARD > How to discover the "REAL YOU" and your unique "SIGNATURE" > How to overcome CRITICISM, CYNICISM, SKEPTICISM and other OBSTACLES to your success After applying these inspiring and motivational concepts to your life for 40 Days, we are confident that your will emerge from the "wilderness of REJECTION into the "promise land " of total acceptance and fulfillment!

You Suck Less Than Most People

Author: Active Journals
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781985664791
Format: PDF, Docs
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Are you looking for a funny gift for your favorite coworker or boss? This is a blank, lined journal that makes a perfect gag gift for friends and family, male or female. Other features of this notebook include: 110 pages 6x9 inches Excellent and thick binding Durable white paper Sleek, matte-finished cover for a professional look This diary is a convenient and perfect size to carry anywhere for writing, journaling and note taking. If you would like an unlined journal, please take a look at our other products for great gift ideas.

The Suck Less Job Search

Author: Adam Reiter
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781514889756
Format: PDF, ePub
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Finding a job can really suck. A successful job search requires control and targeted messaging. The Suck Less Job Search offers creative strategies to identify your unique value, develop your brand and ultimately entice employers to fight for you. Best of all, once you execute the strategies in the book you will never think about looking for another job because your brand machine with continue to attract the best employers with great offers.

Love and Selling

Author: Dan Smaida
Publisher: Beaver's Pond Press
ISBN: 9781592986446
Format: PDF, ePub
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Let's face it: there's a lot of sucky selling going on in the world today. Sellers have been trained to use artificial tactics in pursuit of the sale. Like a woman in a bar bracing for another cheesy, tired pickup line, customers are now warier than ever. In ''Love and Selling,'' Dan Smaida uses the Lens of Love to call out all those cheesy, cringe-worthy 'tactics' and offer more authentic alternatives. The book uses the simple lessons we all understand about love and relationships to transform the way we think about selling. No 'sales processes,' no seller-centric models, just tried-and-true behaviors that work in business . . . and in love. When sellers ditch the tricks and focus on developing true relationships, they create real partnerships with customers, enjoy their jobs more, and see better results.

You Suck Less Than Most People

Author: The Lights The Lights Hunter
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781721848201
Format: PDF, Docs
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This spectacularly designed lined notebook is a wonderful multi-purpose: This is a lined notebook for sketching journals, jotting down thoughts, ideas and writing notes. The size of paper is 8.5 by 11 inches; this notebook is durable to withstand any activities and adventures. The lined paper is made with 60lb - 90 GSM paper to prevent ink leakage. The notebook is comparable to a letter-sized notebook. Specifications: Dimensions: 8.5" x 11" (Letter Size) Layout: Lined Paper Cover: Soft, matte laminated paperback cover Paper Color: White Pages: 110 Made with passion, love and inspirations for motivating the owner in positive ways. 8 Benefits of Keeping a Journal or Diary 1. Improve your writing. If you have ever wanted to practice or improve your writing, the best thing to do is write. 2. Inspire creativity. Everyone is creative. If you don't think you are, then maybe you haven't tried. Your journal is a place to write down anything that comes to mind. The crazier the idea, the better. Let your imagination wander to the farthest parts of your mind and record the journey. 3. Brainstorm ideas more effectively. The benefits of journal writing are that you are able to keep all of your ideas in one place, no matter how all over the place they may be. Feel free to jot down whatever pops into your head and let your mind wander. 4. Stay organized. Diaries help keep your thoughts organized and comprehensible. You can record daily musings, the feelings you had about a certain experience or the opinions you had about a specific event. 5. Reduce stress. Writing down your feelings acts as a release and can be very cleansing. If you are able to put your anxieties, frustrations and pains on paper, then you are less likely to harbor them inside, which creates stress. 6. Allow yourself to self-reflect. To quote Ferris Bueller, "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." Our lives can become very hectic, making it easy to get caught up in the day-to-day. Responsibilities and expectations start to consume us. Journaling is a way to take a step back from all of that and reflect on yourself. 7. Achieve your goals. It is known that you are more likely to achieve your goals if you write them down. By keeping a diary, you not only can write down a list of ambitions and aspirations, you can expand on them. You can monitor your progress and continue to motivate yourself by documenting new developments and achievements. 8. Improve your memory. By writing down ideas and thoughts you have had throughout the day, your brain is more likely to store that information. If you learn something new, a diary is a place to store the details, but as you recover those facts and write them down, your brain will make stronger connections with that information and you will have an easier time recalling it.

Hockey Makes the World Suck Less

Author: Dartan Creations Staff
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781974565757
Format: PDF
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Need the perfect gift idea? Just love journals? This Unique and Funny Journal Notebook is sure to put a smile on your face. 108 6" x 9" Lined Pages are waiting for your precious thoughts, goals, fears and secrets. With a glossy, full-color soft cover, this lined notebook is as practical as it is cute! And is the ideal size for lined journals for kids, journals for women to write in and makes an excellent birthday journal notebook gift. It could also be used as a diary to record all your creative self-expression such as poetry, short stories or self-help affirmations. Dartan Creations Journals & Notebooks are perfect for: Birthday Gifts Christmas Gifts Co-worker/Boss Gifts Journals & Planners Doodle Diaries Dream Journals Food Diaries Creative Writing Notebooks Hand Writing and Cursive Practice Prayer Journals School Notebooks Graduation Gifts Thank Your Gifts Teacher Gifts Inspirational Journals Mom Daughter Journal Journaling For Kids Blank Books & Journals Keepsake Journals And much more........ Order this beautiful journal notebook for kids, women and men TODAY! To see our thousands of journals just go up and click the blue link under the title. Want to find a specific style of journal just type Dartan Creations and the type of journal into the search bar. Example Dartan Creations Teacher Journal or Dartan Creations Dot Grid Journal and see what we have. Scroll to the top of the page and click the BUY WITH 1-CLICK Button!

You Suck Less Than Most People Happy Birthday Journal

Author: Dartan Creations
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781548345518
Format: PDF, Kindle
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STOP buying those stupid birthday cards. No one really wants them! Why do you want to waste your ten bucks on something they toss in the garbage or tuck away in their underwear drawer? Now you can give them a gift they feel guilty about. Who throws away a journal filled with messages from loved ones? No one that's who! This unique birthday keepsake book makes the perfect birthday gift for men and women. Create a personal time capsule with this autograph book for birthday parties. Our birthday journal notebook is designed for the birthday guests to write all the heartfelt, funny and potentially dirty messages in. At 7" x 10" and 120 blank pages there is even room to doodle nasty pictures. When the party starts pass this book around and let the memories flow. Use it all up at one birthday party or save blank pages for the next birthday and the next. If you are your friend's only friend then this book will last them a long time. Now you can put your friend's birthday cards to shame. Also works great just as a gift for people who love to doodle, sketch or draw in their leisure time.

Swing for the Fences

Author: Gregory Bangcroft
Publisher: Wise Ink
ISBN: 9781634899406
Format: PDF, Kindle
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How do you measure success? Baseball players, for instance, can fail seven out of ten times at the plate and go to the Baseball Hall of Fame. So why do you think need to bat 1.000? "Swing for the Fences"draws on lessons from America's greatest pastime to create a manual of practical tools for winning at the game of life. Navigating life's challenges is never easy, but Greg Bancroft's thoughtful and humorous writing will teach you how to give yourself a break and "suck less." In a clear, engaging style,"Swing for the Fences" guides you through being successful at home, at work, and in relationships. In the end, it's not just about the home runs; it's about how you approach stepping up to the plate. Greg Bancroft's love for baseball was forged during summertime pickup games in his youth. Now, he shares his passion for the mythology, spirituality, and emotional journeys of our national pastime with family and friends across the country. "Swing for the Fences'' is Greg's second book.