The Giving Tree Parody

Author: Clotilda Jamcracker
Publisher: Createspace Indie Pub Platform
ISBN: 9781475234770
Format: PDF
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In Shel Silverstein's book The Giving Tree, a boy grows up and destroys the only good thing in his life that he has. He cuts down a perfectly good apple tree, ruins his life through bad decisions and somehow he is a hero that every child in America should read about. The Giving tree parody is about how his daughter takes his failures and profits from them. The illustrations are beautiful and inspiring because this book is meant to inspire all to achieve greatness and make the world a better place instead of tearing down and destroying that which was given to us.

The Giving Tree Parody

Author: Sheila Robert
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781545157503
Format: PDF, ePub
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This poetry book will clear misconception about "Apple trees" that was created by the book "The Giving Tree".

The Taking Tree

Author: Shrill Travesty
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 144244066X
Format: PDF, ePub
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We all know the story of the “selfless” tree that gave all she had just to make sure a young boy was “happy.” This is a different tree. This is a different boy. This is a very different book. The Taking Tree is not pleased when the boy takes her twigs to pick on his sister, or when he cuts off her branches to build a house that he burns for insurance money. And the boy is not sorry at all. Ever. In fact, he’s kind of a jerk. So what happens when the tree finally gets fed up? Let’s just say the story doesn’t end sweetly with an old man sitting on a stump.

The Taking Tree

Author: Dan Ewen
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781453781777
Format: PDF
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THE TAKING TREE (the unauthorized parody that is absolutely, positively, completely not THE GIVING TREE) is a hilarious twist on the Shel Silverstein classic. This humor book is no touching salute to goodness and generosity. Instead this laugh-a-minute satire is a scathing indictment of those who just take and take and take. That means you, trees!

Uncle Shelby S Abz Book

Author: Shel Silverstein
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 067121148X
Format: PDF, ePub
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Writing for an adult audience, the popular children's book author presents a humorous satire of alphabet books.

The Horrible Life Lessons Tree

Author: Stephanie Torres
Publisher: Kumquat
ISBN: 9781633530577
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
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Once there was a tree, and she loved a boy and already, this story is getting weird. This tree did everything for the little boy, spoiled the heck out of him, only to raise a monster, proving to everyone that trees make terrible parents. But whoever thought trees would make good parents? In this satirical, cautionary tale about the consequences of over-coddling your kids, watch the downward spiral of bratty child turned evil lunatic against a tree who was just trying to live her tree life. Enjoy this dark parody of indulgent parenting gone horribly wrong."

The Treasured Tree

Author: Michele Erickson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780998747804
Format: PDF, Kindle
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A discarded Christmas tree is rescued from the trash by a teacher and brought to school. The students in her classroom use teamwork to decorate the tree with family and found treasures and keepsakes discovering how trash becomes treasure and creating a new holiday tradition to celebrate. A beautiful children's chapter book illustrated in color.

The Giving Tree

Author: Shel Silverstein
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061965103
Format: PDF, Docs
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As The Giving Tree turns fifty, this timeless classic is available for the first time ever in ebook format. This digital edition allows young readers and lifelong fans to continue the legacy and love of a household classic that will now reach an even wider audience. Never before have Shel Silverstein's children's books appeared in a format other than hardcover. Since it was first published fifty years ago, Shel Silverstein's poignant picture book for readers of all ages has offered a touching interpretation of the gift of giving and a serene acceptance of another's capacity to love in return. Shel Silverstein's incomparable career as a bestselling children's book author and illustrator began with Lafcadio, the Lion Who Shot Back. He is also the creator of picture books including A Giraffe and a Half, Who Wants a Cheap Rhinoceros?, The Missing Piece, The Missing Piece Meets the Big O, and the perennial favorite The Giving Tree, and of classic poetry collections such as Where the Sidewalk Ends, A Light in the Attic, Falling Up, Every Thing On It, Don't Bump the Glump!, and Runny Babbit. And don't miss Runny Babbit Returns, the new book from Shel Silverstein!

A Child s First Book of Trump

Author: Michael Ian Black
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1481488007
Format: PDF, Kindle
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What do you do when you spot a wild Trump in the election season? New York Times bestselling author and comedian Michael Ian Black has some sage advice for children (and all the rest of us who are scratching our heads in disbelief) in this perfectly timely parody picture book intended for adults that would be hysterical if it wasn’t so true. The beasty is called an American Trump. Its skin is bright orange, its figure is plump. Its fur so complex you might get enveloped. Its hands though are, sadly, underdeveloped. The Trump is a curious creature, very often spotted in the wild, but confounding to our youngest citizens. A business mogul, reality TV host, and now…political candidate? Kids (and let’s be honest many adults) might have difficulty discerning just what this thing that’s been dominating news coverage this election cycle is. Could he actually be real? Are those…words coming out of his mouth? Why are his hands so tiny? And perhaps most importantly, what on earth do you do when you encounter an American Trump? With his signature wit and a classic picture book style, comedian Michael Ian Black introduces those unfamiliar with the Americus Trumpus to his distinguishing features and his mystifying campaign for world domination…sorry…President of the United States.

Monsters Eat Whiny Children

Author: Bruce Eric Kaplan
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781442439580
Format: PDF, ePub
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Dad has warned Henry and Eve: If you whine too much, monsters will eat you. Henry and Eve don’t listen, of course. The only problem is, when the monster comes, he can’t find the right recipe for whiny children—and neither can his monster friends! A whiny child salad doesn’t work because there’s paprika in the dressing. A whiny child cake won’t do because the flour spills all over the floor. And whiny child burgers are out of the question because the grill is too hard to light up. Arguments and hilarity ensue. And just when our persnickety monsters decide on the perfect dish…the worst thing of all happens….