Return to Poughkeepsie

Author: Debra Anastasia
Publisher: Omnific Publishing
ISBN: 9781623420765
Format: PDF
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Beckett Taylor is a murderer. His calling, his craft are destruction and intimidation--whether he wants it that way now or not. He left Poughkeepsie to keep his brothers safe, to keep Eve safe. Set up with happy lives to live, they're better off without him, right? But all his willpower crumbles when he hears his brother Blake's frantic voice on the phone. An unknown enemy has moved in on his old territory, and Livia's been taken. In an instant, Beckett knows it will take an attack only he and Eve can execute to bring her back. All his self-imposed embargoes are torn to shreds, perhaps along with the new man he's struggled to become. "Brother, call Eve. I'll be there soon." In this emotional and action-packed sequel to Poughkeepsie, Debra Anastasia conjures a tale of love at its most raw and ragged. With Beckett and Eve, how could we expect anything less? But even when it's messy, not magical, true love perseveres. Real love finds a way--for better or worse until death does part.

Poughkeepsie

Author: Debra Anastasia
Publisher: Omnific Publishing
ISBN: 9781936305940
Format: PDF, Mobi
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He counts her smiles every day and night at the train station. And morning and evening, the beautiful commuter acknowledges him-just like she does everyone else on the platform. But Blake Hartt is not like the others . . . he's homeless. Memories of a broken childhood have robbed him of peace and twisted delusions into his soul. He stays secluded from the sun, sure the world would run from him in the harsh light of day. Each day, Livia McHugh smiles politely and acknowledges her fellow commuters as she waits for the train to the city. She dismisses this kindness as nothing special, just like her. She's the same as a million other girls-certainly no one to be cherished. But special or not, she smiles every day, never imagining that someone would rely on the simple gesture as if it were air to breathe. When the moment comes that Livia must do more than smile, without hesitation she steps into the fray to defend the homeless man. And she's surprised to discover an inexplicable connection with her new friend. After danger subsides, their smiles become conversation. Their words usher in a friendship, which awakens something in each of them. But it's not long before their bond must prove its strength. Entanglements from the past challenge both their love and their lives. Blake's heart beats for Livia's, even if her hands have to keep its rhythm. Love is patient. Love is kind. Love never fails. Love never fails, right? In an interwoven tale of unlikely loves and relationships forged by fire, Debra Anastasia takes readers into the darkest corners of human existence, only to show them the radiant power of pure adoration and true sacrifice. Complicated families and confused souls find their way to light in this novel, which manages to be racy, profane, funny, and reverent all at once.

Poughkeepsie Begins

Author: Debra Anastasia
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1623422272
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
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It ends with the beginning. This legendary, indie, cult-favorite series ends its tale with the story of the Poughkeepsie brotherhood before the tattoo. Before the train station, before the church, before a criminal empire, there was a foster home and three teen boys who weren't related by blood. But damn if they aren't closer than most blood families by their choice. Still in high school, Beckett is already laying the groundwork for a grander life ahead, one where his brothers want for nothing and get some respect for once. But even as he plans, Beckett must decide if he’s ready to make that choice—diving into a life that trades his chance at a future, his chance at something as simple as first love with a girl named Candy Cox, for the chance for his brothers to find happiness. Blake, Beckett, and Cole’s devotion to each other is forged by fists and the driving need to belong somewhere, to do more than just survive this life. Readers of the series know they each get there in the end, but before we count smiles, we must first shed tears. These early days of the Poughkeepsie brotherhood will play on your heartstrings before serrating them with a knife; they’ll lift your soul with music, only to leave you with nothing but a desperate prayer for hope. And when you reach the end of the beginning, you’ll be ready to start the series all over again.

Poughkeepsie Extended Edition

Author: Debra Anastasia
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1623422345
Format: PDF, ePub
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Immerse yourself in the world of Debra Anastasia’s Poughkeepsie. Experience this bestselling novel for the first time…again as you break all the rules about books with Omnific Publishing and Debra Anastasia. In this extended edition of the novel, you’ll delve deeper into the world of Poughkeepsie through nearly 50,000 words of added scenes (more love, more drama, more romance!) and informative insights into how this marvelous story and its characters came to be.

Beast

Author: Debra Anastasia
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781543270853
Format: PDF, ePub
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I knew who he was before he introduced himself. Jeans and a black sweatshirt with the hood pulled up over his head. The hem of the material hid his face like he was the grim reaper. Or a Dementor. Legend has it that he's a serial killer. And that he is covered in abs. Ribbed for a lady's pleasure. And he just programed his number in my phone.

Fire Down Below

Author: Debra Anastasia
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781508589600
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Dove Glitch is embarrassed about everything above her knees and below her belly button. When she has to fill a delicate, embarrassing prescription the last thing she needs is a sexy-as-hell (and brand spanking new) pharmacist behind the counter. Johnson Fitzwell's first day of his dream career also happens to coincide with the exact moment Dove needs her feminine meds filled. His glorious voice is way too loud-as in, he should be counting down the hits with Ryan Seacrest kind of loud. Thanks to Johnson's handsome face and gorgeous jaw line, Dove dives headlong into her waking nightmare and asks for a vagina-scented cream. How could she not fall for him? Dove's only active goal now is to get Johnson to kiss her right on the lips. Either set. However, his horrible girlfriend is one of many obstacles preventing her from making that fantasy a reality. When Dove defends Johnson in the most unhygienic, unconventionally gross way in the middle of a crowded restaurant, their tender, slightly tantric relationship is off to a galloping, farting start. Each print copy of this book will be dipped in holy water by my mom, and glared at by my father as he purses his lips. Neither will help. So, drop your pants and turn to the left and cough. I hope you're not allergic to latex, because it's time to fill your prescription. Anally. Praise for Fire Down Below: "I'd like to remove myself from this spam list." Teresa Mummert NYT Bestselling Author "No." Jamie McGuire #1 NYT Bestselling Author "Do not read her next book. Trust me." Colleen Hoover #1 NYT Bestselling Author "I have not read this book." Aesta's Book Blog "If this book is anything like her crazy tweets, then we are too scared to read it." The Rock Stars of Romance Book Blog "Debra is the queen of [email protected]!ts and giggles." Tijan NYT Bestselling Author "Crap. Why won't you go away?" K.A. Robinson NYT Bestselling Author "You couldn't pay me enough." Tara Sue Me NYT Bestselling Author "You can't be serious." JM Darhower USA Today Bestselling Author "That's a big, tall glass of nope." Angie Lynch CEO and President of Shameless Book Club "This book is about as cringe-worthy as a raging UTI." Helena Hunting Amazing Author "This book gave my vagina nightmares for a week. What the hell was Debra thinking?!" Leisa Rayven Amazing Author "I like to read Debra's work on the crapper in case I run out of toilet paper." CJ Roberts NYT Bestselling Author "I've had the worst gas since I read Debra Anastasia's latest. Rip, full, wretched gas that singes my butt hairs on the way out. A week later I'm still walking funny." Kendall Grey Amazing Author "This cover gives me vaginal discomfort. Someone pass the Monistat." Tara Sivec NYT Bestselling Author "I might read this book if I wasn't so afraid of catching something." Tina Reber NYT Bestselling Author "It itches so bad." Ella Fox USA Today Bestselling Author "Can I un-read this? No? Do you have holy water so I can wash my eyes?" - King Midian "Is this the gas lady with the flatulence problem that can do the bubble tricks with her vagina?" Totally Booked Blog "Never Again. Disappointed! And just like Tony, I don't like to be disappointed." Aleatha Romig NYT Bestselling Author "Penivores and Vagitarians both agree. It made them vomit a little in their mouths." Georgia Cates NYT Bestselling Author "This book smells like grilled cheese and sadness." Mary Elizabeth Amazing Author "Enough to cause a burning ring of fire. Please Debra...just stop!" Belle Aurora USA Today Bestselling Author "The only way fire should be associated with this book is if it was actually on fire. Burning in my fireplace." Jillian from Read-Love-Blog "Who is this woman and why is she talking to me?" Tabatha Vargo NYT Bestselling Author "Is she writing about hairy vaginas or explosive diarrhea?" Neda from The Sub Club "This book caused my anus to grow a steel-plated hymen." Shay Savage USA Today "Save your receipt." Liv Morris Ama

Fire in the Hole

Author: Debra Anastasia
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781517439125
Format: PDF
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Here's what you, the brave reader, need to know. Fire Down Below has a sequel. I know; everyone's super surprised that Amazon allowed me to keep the poop-your-pants book up all this time. In Fire in the Hole, Dove's sausage-loving neighbor has realized he's wildly in love with her lurchingly awkward butt. Johnson is the pharmacist of her dreams until he tells her over Twitter-goddamnit-that he has plans with an ex-girlfriend. Duke scrapes Dove off her apartment floor and takes her to his cousin's wedding. As Pissboy and Cross-eyed Knockers tie the knot, Duke could just kick himself in the balls when he sees Johnson and Beth at the same venue driving Dove insane with jealousy. Will Dove give up everything, even her self-esteem, to get Johnson's johnson between her legs? Or will the scent of spiced meat inspire Dove to rip off Duke's sausage-and-egg underwear forever? Yup. I can publish this. No law against it... yet. "Reading this book will give you haemorrhoids." EL James, #1 NTY Bestseller "Please take this garbage and shove it up the hole before it catches fire. Possibly the worst book ever." Joy Fulcher, Amazon Best Selling Author "Good God. Not again." Tijan NYT Bestseller (who allows payments for friendship) "Last book came with maxi pads. What's next? An industrial-sized tub of Vagisil?" Tina Reber, NYT Bestseller "I think I'd rather read a bowl of alphabet soup Elle Jefferson Queen unicorn Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on ... why did I agree to read this again?" Mary Elizabeth, Mother of Dragons "Wait... what? Again? Does she own stock in those protective pads?" Nancee Cain, Amazing Author "Hang on to your vagina (or mine), Debra Anastasia is writing another sick piece of shit? WHY " Ana, Ana's Attic Book Blog "Debra slapped me with her lady lips, pinned me down with her bosom, shoved my face against her hairy legs and threatened me to write this review...it's "great." Meghan Quinn, Queen of the Obscene "Takes an asshole to recognize a crap story." Season Vining, Amazing Author "I thought seeing the search results for 'Blue Waffle' was the most traumatic experience I'd ever suffered. But no. This book was far worse." Cora Brent, NYT Bestseller "This book had my anus puckering in fear!" Anne Mercier, Amazon Bestselling Author "Debra broke the hole code! What happens in the hole is supposed to stay in the hole!" Rochelle Paige, Amazon Bestseller "Are you kidding me? My eyes only just stopped bleeding from the last one!" Nicki Elson, Author of Romantic Things "Have the brain bleach on standby!" Carol Oates, Amazon Minor Category Bestseller (but major talent!) "Still no." Jamie McGuire, #1 NYT Bestseller "I was an innocent person, then Debra Anastasia happened." King Midian "I thought Debra Anastasia was dead." Angie Lynch, CEO and President of Shameless Book Club "So...has to be related to Fire in the Hole or should I say fart?!" Pepper Mint, Reader "This book makes a case of genital warts seem like winning the lottery." Helena Hunting, NYT Bestseller "This is worse than Godfather III!" Daisy Prescott, USA Today Bestseller "This book is unforgettable, unless you pay for a lobotomy and three rounds of shock therapy like I did." Katherine Stevens, Amazing Author "Debra Anastasia's work is consistent... consistently bad. Fire In The Hole might be the worst book ever published. Someone, please, please take her computer away." K.A. Robinson, NYT Bestseller "Wait. I was supposed to READ this?!" Jillian, READ-LOVE-BLOG

Mercy

Author: Debra Anastasia
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781973742128
Format: PDF, Kindle
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MERCY He taught me to kill. Murder is in my blood now. It runs through my veins and though I hide the monster I see in the mirror with ink, it doesn't keep him from coming out. My street name is Mercy, but I never show any. Except for her. I watch Becca, though she doesn't know. She saved me a long time ago; the day my father killed my mother. Her bravery turned her into a target. My father holds a grudge and knife with the same proficiency, and Becca is the focus of his hatred. And I'm the only monster who can save her.

For All the Evers

Author: Debra Anastasia
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781540335777
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Fallen Billow should be in college like most of her friends, but instead she's raising her brother and working as a housekeeper at a vintage local hotel. It's back-breaking work, but not nearly as challenging as fending off unwanted advances from the hotel's owner. Thomas McHugh is fighting for our country, across the globe and decades before Fallen Billow was even born. So there's no way they're soul mates. There's no way he can be desperate to see her, hold her, kiss her. Except there is. Is it a dream when he inks his name on her skin? Is it a delusion when she puts her hands on his face and says she loves him? Nothing has ever felt more real. Fate has etched paths for Thomas and Fallen that even time cannot touch. A Purple Heart proclaims Thomas' valor and bravery. And his death. But Fallen dares to dream of the impossible. She wants Thomas to stay. Just stay. A tribute to all who have served our country, this novel honors the impossible beauty of love and the endless power of hope. Come open your heart and celebrate the many facets of bravery with Fallen and Thomas.

Bittersweet Seraphim

Author: Debra Anastasia
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1623420016
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Suffering is worst when you're doing it alone. But Emma's taking Hell like an angel-even though her languishing began with having her seraph wings torn from her back. Now her worst enemy lords his body and his evil desires over her while she tries desperately to remember the words to her favorite prayer. As Devil, Jack used to have Hell and its women humming like well-oiled machines. Too bad he's nowhere near the place now. Stuck on Earth as a human, he must work with a ragtag team of exiled minions and half-breeds to save the angel who's become all that matters. Rescuing a seraph is the plan, but breaking into Hell means letting evil things out. Once they collide, minions and angels converge in the battle of the ages: good versus evil. But which side is which? Will Jack destroy the world as he fights to save Emma, his true and timeless love, from a damnation he designed? An action-packed sequel to Crushed Seraphim, this tale reveals-time and again-what happens when the heart's deepest desires break free. With a story both sizzling and sensual, emotional and enigmatic, Debra Anastasia invites readers to join a battle with nothing less than love on the line.