The Sun and Her Flowers Parody

Author: James King
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781548847777
Format: PDF, Kindle
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First of all Sun is not female! Female only takes and takes and leaves you when you have nothing to give. But Sun gives and gives without any expectation and accompanies you till your death. People plant trees, not flowers! Why should only ladies have all the fun by writing whining poetries showing males as mean creatures and women as fairies? Why should not male also have some poetry fun?

The Sun and Her Roses

Author: Lolly Wangford
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781973497578
Format: PDF, Kindle
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NEW YORK TIMES Best Selling book of poetry "The Sun and Her Flowers" is parodied in this hilariously curated collection of classic and contemporary jokes from the ever-popular "Roses are red... to more current politically incorrect variations. See what the buzz is about as you flip thru this charming little collection of jokes, parodies and doodles that made us laugh as young kids, and that truly captured the zeitgeist of our time. THE SUN AND HER ROSES will make you giggle again this holiday season and most of all--long for the days when life was simple and a little joke could make your day. Buy it as a stocking stuffer for that person in your life who needs a lift or a giggle.

The Sun and Her Flowers

Author: Rupi Kaur
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1501175262
Format: PDF, Docs
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From Rupi Kaur, the #1 New York Times bestselling author of milk and honey, comes her long-awaited second collection of poetry. A vibrant and transcendent journey about growth and healing. Ancestry and honoring one’s roots. Expatriation and rising up to find a home within yourself. Divided into five chapters and illustrated by Kaur, the sun and her flowers is a journey of wilting, falling, rooting, rising, and blooming. A celebration of love in all its forms. this is the recipe of life said my mother as she held me in her arms as i wept think of those flowers you plant in the garden each year they will teach you that people too must wilt fall root rise in order to bloom

Milk and Honey Parody Grab Her By the Pusheen and Other Poetries

Author: John Trumpet
Publisher: Lulu Press, Inc
ISBN: 1326970070
Format: PDF, ePub
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Poetry that will make you ROFL. It's a response to the bestseller "Milk Honey" poetry book. After completing the book, you will surely get enlightened. It may even change your political inclination. Gift this to your republican and democrats friends, they will stop fighting among each other and work together to make America great again.

Milk and Honey

Author: Rupi Kaur
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449478654
Format: PDF
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The book is divided into four chapters, and each chapter serves a different purpose. Deals with a different pain. Heals a different heartache. Milk and Honey takes readers through a journey of the most bitter moments in life and finds sweetness in them because there is sweetness everywhere if you are just willing to look.

Milk and Vine

Author: Emily Beck
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781973124269
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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An illustrated collection of quotes from Vine videos.

Cold Comfort Farm

Author: Stella Gibbons
Publisher: Penguin UK
ISBN: 0141920076
Format: PDF, ePub
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When sensible, sophisticated Flora Poste is orphaned at nineteen, she decides her only choice is to descend upon relatives in deepest Sussex. At the aptly named Cold Comfort Farm, she meets the doomed Starkadders: cousin Judith, heaving with remorse for unspoken wickedness; Amos, preaching fire and damnation; their sons, lustful Seth and despairing Reuben; child of nature Elfine; and crazed old Aunt Ada Doom, who has kept to her bedroom for the last twenty years. But Flora loves nothing better than to organize other people. Armed with common sense and a strong will, she resolves to take each of the family in hand. A hilarious and merciless parody of rural melodramas, Cold Comfort Farm (1932) is one of the best-loved comic novels of all time. Includes an introduction by Lynne Truss, and a letter from the author to Anthony Pookworthy in the foreword.

A Question Mark Above the Sun

Author: Kent Johnson
Publisher: Open Road Media
ISBN: 1480455962
Format: PDF, ePub
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In this self-described “thought experiment”—part fiction, part literary detective work, and always daring—Kent Johnson proposes a stunning rewrite of literary history. Satirical and earnest at turns, this is a hybrid book of shifting identities, surmises, impostures, and counterarguments, centered around a provocative speculation.

Trust No Aunty

Author: Maria Qamar
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1501154737
Format: PDF, Mobi
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Based on her popular Instagram @Hatecopy and her experience in a South Asian immigrant family, artist Maria Qamar has created a humorous, illustrated “survival guide” to deal with overbearing “Aunties,” whether they’re family members, annoying neighbors, or just some random ladies throwing black magic your way. We’ve all experienced interference from our Aunties—they are at family parties and friendly get-togethers, finding ways to make your life difficult, trying to get you to marry their sons, and telling you to lose weight while simultaneously feeding you a second dinner—and it has stunted our social growth and embarrassed us in front of our friends and cool cousins for years. This tongue-in-cheek guide is full of advice designed to help you manage Aunty meddling and encourages you to pursue your passions—from someone who has been through it all. Qamar confesses to throwing sweatshirts over crop-tops to get out of the house without being questioned, hiding her boyfriend in a closet, and enduring overbearing parents endless pressuring her to become a doctor, lawyer, or engineer. Holding onto your cultural identity is tough. Always interfering Aunties make it even harder. But ultimately, Aunties keep our lives interesting. As an Aunty-survivor and a woman who has lived the cross-cultural experience, Qamar defied the advice of her aunties almost every step of the way, and she is here to remind you: Trust No Aunty.