The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook

Author: Birdy Jones
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781979305358
Format: PDF
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WELCOME TO THE NEW FULL-COLOR EDITION! We are pleased to inform you that in October 2017 this book was magically refreshed and improved. Please find enclosed a list of all second-edition updates: full-color illustrations, additional pages including "Tricks and Treats for Magical Bullies," and wicked new insults! Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross, say "Every time I see a Dementor, I'm forced to relive our every encounter." Whether you're a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you've probably encountered a merciless Malfoy or despicable Dursley who makes your magical blood boil. If you've ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a worthless git or a filthy mudblood, The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks For The Wicked Wizards And Witches In Your Life is the book for you! NOTE: This is a picture book intended for any Harry Potter fan but geared toward younger audiences. This book is NOT affiliated in any way with any other official or unofficial Harry Potter book.

The Unofficial Harry Potter Love Notes Book

Author: Birdy Jones
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781987791563
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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From the authors of "The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook," comes the guide that every young witch and wizard needs to help them navigate the most powerful magic of all: love. Does talking to that witty warlock make you feel like a Tongue-Tying Curse was cast upon on you? If so, arm yourself with a charming line like, "You must be a Niffler because you stole my heart." Does the mere sight of that witty witch make you feel like you've swallowed a Puking Pastille? Tell her, "You're so charming Professor Flitwick takes notes from you." Has your heart (and homework) been stolen by a dashing dark wizard? Say, "Are you a Dementor? Because I'd never recover from your kiss." Inside these magical, kid-friendly pages you'll find quizzes, romantic gift ideas and countless Potter-inspired love lines to build your confidence and help you tell that witch or wizard - or Muggle! - how you feel. So cast a Summoning Charm and get your hands on this book. Your lonely days of longing for love are about to go...EVANESCO! (This book is a parody and is not affiliated in any way with any other official or unofficial Harry Potter book, J.K. Rowling, or Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc.)

Das inoffizielle Harry Potter Buch der Verw nschungen

Author: Birdy Jones
Publisher: Riva Verlag
ISBN: 3959716842
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Fieslinge, macht euch auf etwas gefasst – ihr sollt nie wieder unbescholten davonkommen! Nicht nur an Muggel-Schulen, sondern auch in Hogwarts treiben Fieslinge ihr Unwesen. Slytherin bringt die Übelsten dieser Sorte hervor – vor allem den schrecklichen Du-weißt-schon-wen –, doch auch in den anderen Häusern sind sie zu finden. In Ravenclaw stößt man immer wieder auf den feindseligen Typus des Klugscheißers, und auch ein paar Gryffindors nutzen ihren Mumm für gemeine Zwecke. Selbst Hufflepuff bringt gelegentlich eine nicht ganz so gut gesinnte Hexe hervor, gegen die man sich verteidigen muss. In diesem Buch findest du die 101 schlagfertigsten Verwünschungen aus der magischen Harry-Potter-Welt, die sich kinderleicht in der Muggel-Welt anwenden lassen. Wenn dich das nächste Mal ein brutaler Typ wie Malfoy nicht in Frieden lässt, setz dich mit einem "Du bist schlimmer als alle sieben Horkruxe zusammen" zur Wehr. Oder wappne dich mit einem "Du bist ungefähr so schlau, wie Dudley schlank ist", wenn dir ein Besserwisser das Leben schwer macht. Jetzt bist du an der Reihe, deine Widersacher sprachlos zurückzulassen.