Two Captains One Chair

Author: Shaye Marlow
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ISBN: 9781973343103
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Rocking sparkly purple toenails under a pair of steel-toe boots, Suzy is a river barge captain in the Alaskan Bush. She's a tiny gossip with big problems: her able-bodied barge boy just left her high and dry, she can't sleep, her best friend Helly is getting all the action... and now, someone's stolen her gold nugget.Ed is a nice guy. He's a bushrat with a big beard, a knack for fixing things, and a wardrobe consisting of flannel... period. He's the only man who can help Suzy with all of her problems, but he's also her most likely suspect. And Ed has a secret, one which Suzy will go to great lengths--even if those lengths are measured in rope--to uncover.Enter Helly's brothers, who rob Suzy of orgasms, harass her wildlife, and break her roof. Then, Ed's wicked sister, who insists Suzy's nugget is hers. Add in a whole Passion Party's worth of tipsy women, a pet goat bent on revenge, conniving fishing guides... and Suzy's belligerent dad, who's got a hard-on for the law.In the resulting madness--amongst big criminal acts, little criminal acts, and ones that are juuuust right--will Suzy have a fighting chance of finding her gold nugget? Or will she get sidetracked by the tantalizing mystery that is Ed, and in doing so, discover just how bad Ed can be?Two Captains, One Chair is a romantic comedy that can be read as a standalone--though you'll laugh a boatload more if you read Two Cabins, One Lake first. Catch up with Helly and Gary in Marlow's latest wacky contemporary romance, and meet an expanded cast of quirky characters as they maraud through the Alaskan Bush, violating the basic tenets of civilization to bring you another sexy, ridiculous adventure.

Two Cabins One Lake

Author: Shaye Marlow
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ISBN: 9781973342618
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Helly is a volatile blonde with a passion for fishing, a grudging tolerance for the fishermen she guides, and a part-time job putting her sexual fantasies in writing. She lives a quiet life in the Alaskan bush, alone on her little lake with only a spooky dog and her gun collection for company.But then Gary, the most obnoxious man Helly's ever met, roars into her life. The mysterious helicopter pilot moves into the cabin across the lake with a vengeance. And fire. And karaoke. He's a despicably early riser with a penchant for public indecency, a talent for trespassing... and he's handsome as the devil, with abs she'd like to lick.Helly quickly realizes her little lake isn't big enough for the two of them. After an initial attempt at being reasonable, and responsible, and mature, she gives up--and gives as good as she gets. What follows is a feud of eardrum-battering intensity; a no-holds-barred water fight to the tune of a screaming chainsaw, with her panties caught in the crossfire.Just when Helly thinks things couldn't possibly get any worse, her crazy brothers crash the party. In an unforgiving land where even the wildlife is out for blood, can the pair survive long enough for Gary to capture Helly's heart, along with her wrists? Or will Gary's past be the final blow, after Helly loses her boat, her dignity, and what's left of her ammo?For lovers of Alaskan romance and romantic comedy, Two Cabins, One Lake is a sexy, standalone contemporary romance novel with action & adventure, a splash of mystery & suspense, and a satisfying conclusion. Take a vacation to Alaska, where everything's bigger & wilder, and you'll laugh out loud!

Two Brutes One Barista

Author: Shaye Marlow
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ISBN: 9781973367307
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manoverMAN-oh-ver | noun1: a makeover of one's masculinityExample: "J.D. is such a metrosexual that, at this point, our only option is a manover." -Zack & Rory AdderackJ.D.'s got a problem. He's an MMA fighter who's lost his belt, his honor, the mobility in his shoulder, and the sexist pigs he's been mooching off of have just gone insane... but, that's not the problem. The problem is about five foot five, with big brown eyes, and serves coffee next door. The problem talks sh*t when they play video games, and is at least an 8/10 on the Hot Crazy Matrix... but is no unicorn (the problem believes in Bigfoot). Further frustrating our hapless hero, the problem wants to run her hands allll over him, but doesn't believe in happy endings. Follow along as J.D. tackles his problem, sees it tied to a tree, and gets busy trying to nail down a solution in a boat, and with a goat, here, there, and frankly, everywhere. The biggest barrier to J.D. licking his problem on a more permanent basis? His jackass siblings just drove him to buy a ticket home...In Bush, Alaska, rivers are roads, subdivisions only exist in a surveyor's imagination, and rules are for sissies. Be catapulted into a land where men in fur hats drag women around by the hair, and your choices determine whether you star in a fairy orgy, or are crushed to death by your 55-inch TV. Roll on the floor laughing with this steamy, twisted, ridiculous romantic comedy.

Iroquois Diplomacy on the Early American Frontier

Author: Timothy John Shannon
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 9780670018970
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A vivid portrait of the Iroquois nation during colonial America offers insight into their formidable influence over regional politics, their active participation in period trade, and their neutral stance throughout the Anglo-French imperial wars. 15,000 first printing.

The Bride Wore Blue Jeans Mills Boon Vintage Cherish

Author: Marie Ferrarella
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
ISBN: 1472082710
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Between raising his three siblings and running a successful business, Kevin Quintano's hectic life left no room for love. But when his sister announced her upcoming wedding, Kevin headed to Hades, Alaska, to ensure she made it down the aisle. Of course, Kevin didn't count on getting bitten by the love bug–or his own dreamy thoughts of marriage!

The Home Court Advantage

Author: N. M. Silber
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ISBN: 9780989598439
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Once upon a time, two lawyers fell in love across a courtroom ... Gabrielle and Braden have fallen in love and face a bright future together if they can just survive all of the crazy people they encounter, like anonymous napkin droppers, UFO enthusiasts, crooked businessmen, nude drunk drivers, and a woman who tries to break into jail. When the gavel falls will the verdict be happily ever after? Come join the fun as the sexiest couple in the Philadelphia Criminal Court System shares more witty banter and red hot lovin' with a dash of mystery thrown in. The story that began with The Law of Attraction concludes with lots of love and laughter in The Home Court Advantage. "The hilarious and lovable ensemble is back " Cindy Meyer, The Book Enthusiast "The perfect mix of intensity and hilarity." Lori Lockie, 50 Shades of Gabriel's Crossfire Unscripted Destiny Book Club "This is a MUST read." Mayas Sanders, Reading by the Book NOTICE: This book is intended for readers over the age of eighteen.

The Binding Chair

Author: Kathryn Harrison
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0060934425
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In poised and elegant prose, Kathryn Harrison weaves a stunning story of women, travel, and flight; of love, revenge, and fear; of the search for home and the need to escape it. Set in alluring Shanghai at the turn of the century, The Binding Chair intertwines the destinies of a Chinese woman determined to forget her past and a Western girl focused on the promises of the future.

Tristan s Escape A Belador NOVELLA

Author: Dianna Love
Publisher: Silver Hawk Press LLC
ISBN: 1940651719
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TRISTAN’S ESCAPE is a Novella from the bestselling Belador series. Holidays rate just above Tristan having his fingernails ripped off. He was a fool once over a woman, a human no less, and that little moment of insanity got him imprisoned for four long years. He’s never had someone special to share s with and doubts he ever will, but December does matter to the other half-blood-Belador Alterants stuck alongside him on Treoir Island. To help his friends, Tristan has been secretly teleporting them to Atlanta for short visits. Sure, the Belador goddess warned him not to teleport in and out of Treoir’s hidden realm without her permission, but she ranks below holidays for Tristan. Screw her. His secret trips are going great until Elaine “Mac” Mackenzie, the five-foot-six, red-haired genius Tristan vowed to pay back for the four years he lost, steps between Tristan and a powerful sorcerer with a deadly agenda. If Tristan exposes his preternatural abilities in the human world, he’ll forfeit his freedom forever. Saving her may destroy his world, but once he has Mac back in his arms, no one else is going to touch her. *This Novella timeline falls between WITCHLOCK (available now) and ROGUE BELADOR (April 2016) ... and there is a short story included as a bonus! Raves on Beladors: "Thank you, Dianna. You've done it again! This book was just what was needed after Rise of the Gryphon. I love all of the characters, twists, turns and surprises. For those that wonder if the series is worth it...I say HELL YEAH! ~~Spring, TX reader on Demon Storm "There is so much action in this book I feel like I’ve burned calories just reading it." ~~D Antonio

A Tree Grows in Brooklyn

Author: Betty Smith
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061803022
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A PBS Great American Read Top 100 Pick The American classic about a young girl's coming-of-age at the turn of the century. From the moment she entered the world, Francie needed to be made of stern stuff, for the often harsh life of Williamsburg demanded fortitude, precocity, and strength of spirit. Often scorned by neighbors for her family’s erratic and eccentric behavior—such as her father Johnny’s taste for alcohol and Aunt Sissy’s habit of marrying serially without the formality of divorce—no one, least of all Francie, could say that the Nolans’ life lacked drama. By turns overwhelming, sublime, heartbreaking, and uplifting, the Nolans’ daily experiences are tenderly threaded with family connectedness and raw with honesty. Betty Smith has, in the pages of A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, captured the joys of humble Williamsburg life-from “junk day” on Saturdays, when the children of Francie’s neighborhood traded their weekly take for pennies, to the special excitement of holidays, bringing cause for celebration and revelry. Betty Smith has artfully caught this sense of exciting life in a novel of childhood, replete with incredibly rich moments of universal experiences—a truly remarkable achievement for any writer. This P.S. edition features an extra 16 pages of insights into the book, including author interviews, recommended reading, and more.

A Supposedly Fun Thing I ll Never Do Again Essays and Arguments

Author: David Foster Wallace
Publisher: Back Bay Books
ISBN: 9780316090520
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In this exuberantly praised book - a collection of seven pieces on subjects ranging from television to tennis, from the Illinois State Fair to the films of David Lynch, from postmodern literary theory to the supposed fun of traveling aboard a Caribbean luxury cruiseliner - David Foster Wallace brings to nonfiction the same curiosity, hilarity, and exhilarating verbal facility that has delighted readers of his fiction, including the bestselling Infinite Jest.