Uncle John s Totally Quacked Bathroom Reader For Kids Only

Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1626861781
Format: PDF, Docs
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Quacky facts for curious kids from the master of weird trivia, Uncle John! It’s wacky and fun! It’s illustrated and easy to read! It’s a whole new twist on learning! And it’s FOR (curious) KIDS ONLY--boys, girls, kids who like to read, kids who don’t…even grown up kids. Go ahead, be curious! Inside Uncle John’s Totally Quacked Bathroom Reader you’ll find 288 pages packed with strange science, weird news, obscure history, odd sports, and the interesting origins of everyday things. Special to this edition: amazing animal quack-ups, history’s biggest quacks, ducky weather, fine feathered friends, quacky fashion, and things that are “Just Ducky” (which could mean really good or…soaking wet). And that’s not all! The newest fact-packed reader in the Uncle John’s FOR KIDS ONLY series features such topics as - Thorrablot! An Icelandic holiday with all the rotten shark you can eat! - Banned from Toy Stores: the Atomic Energy Lab science kit - Revenge of the Bees (ouch!) - Cooking with…Pooh! and other Crappy Book Titles - Gag-inducing Stuff Found in Fast Foods - The World’s Stupidest Apps - Moonbows, Snowballs, and Fire from the Sky! Plus…riddles and jokes, quotes and quizzes, experiments and recipes, brainteasers and much, much more! Uncle John’s Totally Quacked Bathroom Reader includes story lengths to fit any attention span (or accommodate any duration of Throne Time)--“short” (one page), “medium” (two pages), and “long” (three to five pages)--and they’re all fun, informative, and educational. Warning: Reading this book may make you smarter than your friends!

Uncle John s Actual and Factual Bathroom Reader

Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1684124980
Format: PDF, Mobi
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It’s an actual fact—Uncle John is the most entertaining thing in the bathroom! Uncle John and his team of devoted researchers are back again with an all-new collection of weird news stories, odd historical events, dubious “scientific” theories, jaw-dropping lists, and more. This entertaining 31st anniversary edition contains 512 pages of all-new articles that will appeal to readers everywhere. Pop culture, history, dumb crooks, and other actual and factual tidbits are packed onto every page of this book. Inside, you’ll find . . . Dogs and cats who ran for political office The bizarre method people in Victorian England used to resuscitate drowning victims The man who met his future pet—a stray dog—while running across the Gobi Desert Searching for Planet X—the last unknown planet in our solar system Twantrums—strange Twitter rants that had disastrous effects The true story of Boaty McBoatface And much more!

Uncle John s New Improved Briefs

Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1684124182
Format: PDF, ePub
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Now Uncle John’s fans can get their dose of trivia…on the go! Fresh from the package, Uncle John presents his spanking-clean new and improved Briefs! We’ve refreshed a fan favorite that includes many of the greatest one- and two-page articles we’ve written, with more than twenty-five pages of new content. Uncle John’s New & Improved Briefs is chock-full of thousands of great facts and hundreds of quick hits covering history, origins, blunders, sports, pop science, and entertainment—plus a sprinkling of riddles, puns, anagrams, and other classic wordplay. Just open up to any one of these 288 pages. Who knows what you might find? Read about… The secrets of top-secret spy lingo The monkey that got a head transplant…and lived Bizarre recipes: jellied moose nose, steamed muskrat legs, and haggis The worst movie bloopers from Best Picture Oscar winners The little-known story of the best deal in sports history The man behind Death Valley’s “Castle in the Desert” How to decipher the hidden codes on a dollar bill Sinister left-handed facts Earth’s greatest hits And much, much more!

Uncle John s New Improved Funniest Ever

Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1684123925
Format: PDF, ePub
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The title says it all: This is the funniest Uncle John book EVER, in the newest and most improved way. (It might even be the funniest book in the history of books, but Uncle John is much too modest to state that outright...even though it is). It’s new, it’s improved, it’s the funniest ever! Back by popular demand, this newly revised edition includes plenty of all-time favorites, along with more than twenty-five pages of new content. That’s page after page after page of laugh-out-loud dumb jokes, dumb jocks, toasts, pranks, kings, kittens, caboodles, and, of course, poorly translated kung fu movie subtitles such as “It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab!” So whether you like your humor witty or witless, light or dark, silly or sublime, you’ll laugh until your head explodes. Chortle at… Dumb crooks: The robber who ran face-first into a wall because he forgot to poke eye holes in his pillowcase. Witty wordplay: If Snoop Dogg were to marry Winnie-the-Pooh, his name would become Snoop Dogg Pooh. Flubbed headlines: “British Left Waffles On House Floor” Quirky stars: Billy Idol’s concert rider demands he have one large tub of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter in his dressing room. Job lingo: If you hear an E.R. doc mention a “VIP,” be on the lookout for a “very intoxicated patient.” Sputtering sportscasters: “If only faces could talk.” —Pat Summerall And much, much more!

Der lange Weg zur Freiheit

Author: Nelson Mandela
Publisher: S. Fischer Verlag
ISBN: 3104031541
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
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»Ich bin einer von ungezählten Millionen, die durch Nelson Mandelas Leben inspiriert wurden.« Barack Obama Eine fast drei Jahrzehnte währende Gefängnishaft ließ Nelson Mandela zum Mythos der schwarzen Befreiungsbewegung werden. Kaum ein anderer Politiker unserer Zeit symbolisiert heute in solchem Maße die Friedenshoffnungen der Menschheit und den Gedanken der Aussöhnung aller Rassen wie der ehemalige südafrikanische Präsident und Friedensnobelpreisträger. Auch nach seinem Tod finden seine ungebrochene Charakterstärke und Menschenfreundlichkeit die Bewunderung aller friedenswilligen Menschen auf der Welt. Mandelas Lebensgeschichte ist über die politische Bedeutung hinaus ein spannend zu lesendes, kenntnis- und faktenreiches Dokument menschlicher Entwicklung unter Bedingungen und Fährnissen, vor denen die meisten Menschen innerlich wie äußerlich kapituliert haben dürften.

House of Secrets Der Fluch des Denver Kristoff

Author: Chris Columbus
Publisher: Arena Verlag GmbH
ISBN: 3401801783
Format: PDF, Docs
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Als die Geschwister Eleanor, Brendan und Cordelia Walker erkennen, in was für ein großartiges und zugleich gruseliges Haus sie gezogen sind, ist es bereits zu spät: Die alte Nachbarin hat sie in einen fiesen Plan verwickelt. Ihre Eltern sind spurlos verschwunden, stattdessen streunen blutrünstige Krieger durch dschungelartige Wälder und übermenschliche Piraten bevölkern die Meere. Was haben die fantastischen Romane des ehemaligen Hausbesitzers und Autors Denver Kristoff damit zu tun und warum hat er die Familie Walker in sein dunkles Spiel verstrickt? Schnell merken die drei, dass nicht nur sie, sondern die ganze Welt in großer Gefahr schwebt. house-of-secrets.de Das Buchereignis des Jahres aus der Feder von Multitalent Chris Columbus (Regisseur von "Harry Potter" und "Percy Jackson", Drehbuchautor von "Gremlins. Kleine Monster") und Kultautor Ned Vizzini ("Eine echt verrückte Story")!

Der Kartoffelk nig

Author: Christoph Niemann
Publisher:
ISBN: 9783941087491
Format: PDF
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Wie der äAlte Fritzä, der Preussenkönig (1712-1786), es damals geschafft hat, seine Untertanen für den Anbau der schmackhaften Kartoffel zu begeistern, wird mit Bildern aus Kartoffelstempeln humorvoll nacherzählt. Ab 5.

365 Pinguine

Author: Jean-Luc Fromental
Publisher:
ISBN: 9783551517005
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Am Neujahrstag bringt der Postbote ein Paket, in dem ein Pinguin steckt. Täglich kommen weitere, bis am Jahresende das Haus voll ist von befrackten Gästen. Was hat Onkel Viktor damit zu tun, der überraschend bei der Familie auftaucht? Ab 5.