Unicorns Are Jerks

Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher: Sourcebooks
ISBN: 9781492647201
Format: PDF, Docs
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Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

Unicorns Are Jerks

Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 9781477468524
Format: PDF, ePub
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Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks.

Unicorn Being a Jerk

Author: C. W. Moss
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062070215
Format: PDF, Kindle
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A Hilarious Expose of the Secret Lives of Unicorns, Based on the Popular Online Comic! In Unicorn Being a Jerk, author/illustrator C.W. Moss reveals - through approximately 55 colorful illustrations and accompanying captions - that unicorns are not the majestic creatures we think they are but are in fact jerks whose petty, selfish antics include stomping on children's sandcastles, feeding pigs to bacon, and parking in handicap spots at the mall. In the vein of The Book of Bunny Suicides, this humor book will be required reading for all those unsuspecting unicorn fans out there who will come face to face with the ugly reality of this mythical creature.

Dinosaurs with Jobs

Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher: Sourcebooks
ISBN: 9781492647218
Format: PDF, ePub
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Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. This coloring book features 20 examples of the dinosaur driving instructors, dog groomers, astronauts, tech support specialists, and more whose work makes our world a better place. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

Gangsta Rap Coloring Book

Author: Aye Jay Morano
Publisher: Last Gasp
ISBN: 9780867196047
Format: PDF, Mobi
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The title of the book says it all. 48 pages of line-drawings of 'Gangsta' rappers, done with the black line we all remember from the colouring books of our youth. The juxtaposition of the outlaw image of the rappers with the childlike innocence of a colouring book makes for an instant laugh. In a smaller self-published edition, the book was an immediate hit with the few people who were able to see it. Now expanded from 20 to 48 pages, the book includes all of the top rappers and their underground peers.

Indie Rock Coloring Book

Author: Yellow Bird Project
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9780811870948
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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The Montreal-based nonprofit Yellow Bird Project has worked with an amazing range of indie rock musicians over the years to create unique T-shirt designs that benefit an array of charities. This first ever indie rock coloring book is a fitting tribute to the DIY spirit of the bands, featuring witty, hand-illustrated activity pages from artist Andy J. Miller. Music fans can keep themselves out of trouble for hours with mazes, connect-the-dot games, and coloring pages for the Shins, Devendra Banhart, Rilo Kiley, the National, and more than 20 artists. With all royalties going to charity, The Indie Rock Coloring Book is sure to warm even the coolest of hipster hearts.

Cats Are Jerks

Author: Kerri Wood Thomson
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781539757894
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Cats Are Jerks. They have been for thousands of years, barfing hairballs on marble floors and in sod huts, and waking your ancestors up at 3:00am. Cats will continue to be jerks for all eternity, but now you can color your stress and cat-hate away.Fun things to do with your copy of Cats Are Jerks: -Color and tape a drawing above your cat's food dish. -Plaster your cat-loving coworker's cubicle with your art work. -Frame each page and nail them on the ceiling above your bed. -Leave random colored cat pages in public places. -Donate 10,000 Cats Are Jerks books to your local animal shelter.

The Robot s Guide to Love

Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780997573817
Format: PDF, Docs
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Robot friends! Did your sentience come with a longing for love? Do love interests run from your laser eyes? Does your programming lack a flirtation protocol? Then you are holding the right coloring book! The Robot's Guide to Love features 22 pages of romantic advice sure to help any robot find a human, robot, or toaster to love.

The Passive Aggressive Coloring Book

Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher: Lark Books (NC)
ISBN: 9781454709886
Format: PDF
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Are you tired of coloring books that claim to bring you inner peace? Do you just not get the whole calm thing? Here s your antidote. Go ahead: give this passive-aggressive coloring book to your dog to chew or use it to light the fire. Maybe you ll even want to color it in . . . or scribble it out. It s YOUR choice!"