Unicorns Are Jerks

Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher: Sourcebooks
ISBN: 9781492647201
Format: PDF, Mobi
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Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

Unicorns Are Jerks

Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 9781477468524
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks.

Unicorn Being a Jerk

Author: C. W. Moss
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062070215
Format: PDF, Docs
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A Hilarious Expose of the Secret Lives of Unicorns, Based on the Popular Online Comic! In Unicorn Being a Jerk, author/illustrator C.W. Moss reveals - through approximately 55 colorful illustrations and accompanying captions - that unicorns are not the majestic creatures we think they are but are in fact jerks whose petty, selfish antics include stomping on children's sandcastles, feeding pigs to bacon, and parking in handicap spots at the mall. In the vein of The Book of Bunny Suicides, this humor book will be required reading for all those unsuspecting unicorn fans out there who will come face to face with the ugly reality of this mythical creature.

Dinosaurs with Jobs

Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher: Sourcebooks
ISBN: 9781492647218
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. This coloring book features 20 examples of the dinosaur driving instructors, dog groomers, astronauts, tech support specialists, and more whose work makes our world a better place. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

Unicorns Fart in the Dark a Coloring Book Revealing the Fabulous Flatulence of Fantasy Land with Black Backgrounds

Author: Mister Mister Garfinkle
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781975787400
Format: PDF, ePub
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ON SALE $9.95 Just $5.39 for a limited time! Unicorns are magical and so are their farts. This coloring book is dedicated to those who love the sparkly and silly things in life. Enjoy coloring a fine collection of rainbow tooting unicorns with this silly and adorable activity book. Color pictures of majestic unicorns who cannot hold in their rainbow farts! Remove and frame your artwork or give it to a friend who needs a laugh! Enjoy artwork that pops on these dark black pages! Large pages, 2 coloring test pages, single sided printing, and more! Makes a great gift for unicorn lovers, as a white elephant gift, gag gift, or just for fun!

Mer World Problems

Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781492647225
Format: PDF, Mobi
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Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties. This coloring book features twenty examples of the most pressing issues mermaids face, including socially inept sea turtles, barnacle breakouts, interpersonal issues with fish, lack of wifi, and more. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas,and add some laughter along the way!

Fat Ladies in Spaaaaace

Author: Nicole Lorenz
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781463786830
Format: PDF, ePub
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There's a whole universe of body types out there, and they all deserve to be represented. This coloring book features eighteen fat scifi heroines doing what they do best: trekking across the time and space, blasting off into adventure, and saving the day.

The Robot s Guide to Love

Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780997573817
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Robot friends! Did your sentience come with a longing for love? Do love interests run from your laser eyes? Does your programming lack a flirtation protocol? Then you are holding the right coloring book! The Robot's Guide to Love features 22 pages of romantic advice sure to help any robot find a human, robot, or toaster to love.

Indie Rock Coloring Book

Author: Yellow Bird Project
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9780811870948
Format: PDF, ePub
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The Montreal-based nonprofit Yellow Bird Project has worked with an amazing range of indie rock musicians over the years to create unique T-shirt designs that benefit an array of charities. This first ever indie rock coloring book is a fitting tribute to the DIY spirit of the bands, featuring witty, hand-illustrated activity pages from artist Andy J. Miller. Music fans can keep themselves out of trouble for hours with mazes, connect-the-dot games, and coloring pages for the Shins, Devendra Banhart, Rilo Kiley, the National, and more than 20 artists. With all royalties going to charity, The Indie Rock Coloring Book is sure to warm even the coolest of hipster hearts.

This Annoying Life

Author: Oslo Davis
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9781452159782
Format: PDF, Mobi
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Here at last is the stress-reducing coloring book that lets adults of all ages color their way through the funny and true annoyances of everyday life. From trying to assemble flat pack furniture to clearing an office paper jam, juggling remote controls, dropping contact lenses on the bathroom floor, and nudging the cat who absolutely won't let you read your book, the dozens of witty and sympathetically amusing illustrations offer real therapy and poke gentle fun at the meditative coloring craze.